Clowndick
adjective
1. Used to describe a person, thing, or idea that is obviously ridiculous; similar in usage to "clownshoes", but more vulgar and implies a higher level of absurdity. Most effective when used while the insulter or the insultee are drunk.
adjective
1. Used to describe a person, thing, or idea that is obviously ridiculous; similar in usage to "clownshoes", but more vulgar and implies a higher level of absurdity. Most effective when used while the insulter or the insultee are drunk.
"Donald Trump's hair is clowndick."
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A fan of the Insane Clown Posse or their affiliates. Notorious for their insecurities, low self esteem and even lower intelligence, Juggalos/Clownvicts spend their free time doing drugs, masturbating, starting internet fights with "haters", bellyaching about haters, and listening to horrible music. Clownvicts/juggalos abhor bathing, spelling correctly, self improvement, politeness, and open mindedness. They are also famous for claiming to "not give a fuck about da haters" yet throwing childish tantrums when confronted with simple disagreements.
A fan of the Insane Clown Posse or their affiliates. Notorious for their insecurities, low self esteem and even lower intelligence, Juggalos/Clownvicts spend their free time doing drugs, masturbating, starting internet fights with "haters", bellyaching about haters, and listening to horrible music. Clownvicts/juggalos abhor bathing, spelling correctly, self improvement, politeness, and open mindedness. They are also famous for claiming to "not give a fuck about da haters" yet throwing childish tantrums when confronted with simple disagreements.
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Verb. The act of disrupting some otherwise useful or enjoyable activity by being a clownjack.
Also clownjackery (n.), clownjackerous (adj.), ownjackerously (adv.)
Verb. The act of disrupting some otherwise useful or enjoyable activity by being a clownjack.
Also clownjackery (n.), clownjackerous (adj.), ownjackerously (adv.)
"The movie was good, but some clownjack sitting behind me wouldn't stop talking."
"Bill totally clownjacked our staff meeting this morning."
"Bill totally clownjacked our staff meeting this morning."
by Anonymous_clownjack January 24, 2016
Get the clownjack mug.A person so experienced at being class clown that hopelessly unfunny students come to him for advice.
Bob: Dude wanna come to my house?
Jimmy: Nah I have an appointment with my class clownician.
Bob: How much is he asking?
Jimmy: It's 10 bucks an hour, but if you tell a good joke at the end of the session he'll only charge you five.
Bob: But you suck at telling jokes.
Jimmy: I know. For me he usually charges an additional fee.
Jimmy: Nah I have an appointment with my class clownician.
Bob: How much is he asking?
Jimmy: It's 10 bucks an hour, but if you tell a good joke at the end of the session he'll only charge you five.
Bob: But you suck at telling jokes.
Jimmy: I know. For me he usually charges an additional fee.
by aman13 September 30, 2010
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Reginald: Hey baby take a look at my cock... <zip>
Jessica: hahahaha, you've got a clown dick! I can't wait to tell all of my friends.
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Terrance, what's up you clown dick motherfucka.
Jessica: hahahaha, you've got a clown dick! I can't wait to tell all of my friends.
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Terrance, what's up you clown dick motherfucka.
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