Clowndick

Clowndick
adjective
1. Used to describe a person, thing, or idea that is obviously ridiculous; similar in usage to "clownshoes", but more vulgar and implies a higher level of absurdity. Most effective when used while the insulter or the insultee are drunk.

"Donald Trump's hair is clowndick."

Clowndick by JBlue515 February 7, 2013

clowndick

Pubic hairs that resemble a full head of hair on a clown usually used to tease a red haired kid.

Louie is such a clowndick.

Brandon don't talk you clowndick!

clowndick by dolan14 October 22, 2008

Clown Dick

An absolutely absurd action or relapse in judgment by someone or a group of people collectively.

Treyjon is such a clown dick, that dude could fuck up an ice cream cone.

Clown Dick by F-Face Kat December 24, 2021

clownvict

See also: Juggalo
A fan of the Insane Clown Posse or their affiliates. Notorious for their insecurities, low self esteem and even lower intelligence, Juggalos/Clownvicts spend their free time doing drugs, masturbating, starting internet fights with "haters", bellyaching about haters, and listening to horrible music. Clownvicts/juggalos abhor bathing, spelling correctly, self improvement, politeness, and open mindedness. They are also famous for claiming to "not give a fuck about da haters" yet throwing childish tantrums when confronted with simple disagreements.

I wish someone would tell these clownvicts to shut the hell up...

clownvict by chingparr October 2, 2013

clownjack

Noun. General term for a person whose behavior falls on the spectrum between jackass and assclown, usable in settings where profanity might be inappropriate (kids/parents, workplace etc.)

Verb. The act of disrupting some otherwise useful or enjoyable activity by being a clownjack.

Also clownjackery (n.), clownjackerous (adj.), ownjackerously (adv.)

"The movie was good, but some clownjack sitting behind me wouldn't stop talking."

"Bill totally clownjacked our staff meeting this morning."

clownjack by Anonymous_clownjack January 24, 2016

Class Clownician 

A person so experienced at being class clown that hopelessly unfunny students come to him for advice.

Bob: Dude wanna come to my house?
Jimmy: Nah I have an appointment with my class clownician.
Bob: How much is he asking?
Jimmy: It's 10 bucks an hour, but if you tell a good joke at the end of the session he'll only charge you five.
Bob: But you suck at telling jokes.
Jimmy: I know. For me he usually charges an additional fee.

Class Clownician by aman13 September 30, 2010

clown dick

A disproportionate or oddly shaped penis that upon being viewed results in uproarious laughter from another or others. Also refers an actual person with a clown dick.

Reginald: Hey baby take a look at my cock... <zip>
Jessica: hahahaha, you've got a clown dick! I can't wait to tell all of my friends.

or

Terrance, what's up you clown dick motherfucka.

clown dick by standardApartmentComplex March 8, 2009