clean head

A clean head is a bald-headed man, who is completely bald and shiny.

The clean head sitting in front of me is causing some serious glare in my eyes.

by Valinda November 2, 2006

clean head

A circumcised male.

Instead of picking teams, the guys divided up between CLEAN HEADS and cheese dicks for a game of hoops.

by Jonathan January 20, 2004

Slevening A Head Clean Off

When you take a 35mm film canister of the movie "Lucky Number Slevin", and unravel the film to a confortable length in between your two fists, and then you use the sharp edge of the fimstock to slice someone else's head off their body.

Hey Bobby, look what that man over there is doing. He is Slevening a head clean off!

by Ben Greenberg & Stephanie Isaacson May 18, 2006

Surging A Head Clean Off

When you take a cell-phone antenna and overcharge your mouth with it until it blows the top of your noodle clean off your neck-gizzard-hole. Cannot be done with antenna-less cellphones. Science of the surge is undetermined but might draw from plate tectonics.

Maytal: Did you buy that surge protector at Home Depot?

Skeleton-Boy: No, I just finished surging a head clean off though with my antenna. Your head.

Maytal's corpse: Oh. Ow.

by Ben Greenberg and Stephanie Isaacson May 18, 2006

Clean Bed, More Head

When you keep a clean bed set you get more head/oral sex.

Hey Jimmy I have noticed more moaning from your bedroom this week. I know Peter Clean Bed, More Head!

by PrincessRosita November 13, 2025