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clean head 

A clean head is a bald-headed man, who is completely bald and shiny.
The clean head sitting in front of me is causing some serious glare in my eyes.
clean head by Valinda November 2, 2006
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clean head 

Instead of picking teams, the guys divided up between CLEAN HEADS and cheese dicks for a game of hoops.
clean head by Jonathan January 20, 2004

Slevening A Head Clean Off 

When you take a 35mm film canister of the movie "Lucky Number Slevin", and unravel the film to a confortable length in between your two fists, and then you use the sharp edge of the fimstock to slice someone else's head off their body.
Hey Bobby, look what that man over there is doing. He is Slevening a head clean off!

Surging A Head Clean Off 

When you take a cell-phone antenna and overcharge your mouth with it until it blows the top of your noodle clean off your neck-gizzard-hole. Cannot be done with antenna-less cellphones. Science of the surge is undetermined but might draw from plate tectonics.
Maytal: Did you buy that surge protector at Home Depot?

Skeleton-Boy: No, I just finished surging a head clean off though with my antenna. Your head.

Maytal's corpse: Oh. Ow.

Clean Bed, More Head

When you keep a clean bed set you get more head/oral sex.
Hey Jimmy I have noticed more moaning from your bedroom this week. I know Peter Clean Bed, More Head!

clear the head 

A expression used in place of "going to the bathroom", for the express purpose of deficating. It means to "take a shit".

Refer to: lighten the load

Although 'head' is often used as a reference to 'toilet', this is not the case in this expression.
Mike: Are we ready to go?
Dave: Nah, Andrew's just gone to clear the head.
Mike: Christ, he'll be gone a while - we may as well have another beer!
clear the head by buckonz October 25, 2008

clear headed 

the mindset of one who believes their own bullshit
bernie believes hes at a gym while incarcerated and is clear headed
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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