clog

A hard wooden shoe that a woman can use to keep her man in check if he gets out of line. It is particularly effective on a bald-headed man. Preferably use the heel end of the shoe.

Hector kept getting on my nerves so I wacked him on the back of his chrome dome with my hard ass clogs.

by Valinda November 02, 2006

shadow

A type of look on a bald-headed man whose scalp is no longer completely clean but still doesn't actually have hair that can be seen to the casual observer.

Vin Diesel is usually not completely bald but frequently wears a shadow.

by Valinda November 01, 2006

bowling ball

A shiny bald-headed man, who is usually black.

What did that bowling ball just call me?

by Valinda November 01, 2006

spook

a derogatory term to describe an intimidating black man who has invaded one's comfort zone.

You may not want to ride the elevator alone because i just saw a spook get on earlier.

by Valinda November 02, 2006

cleancut

a man who looks professional or cleanshaven, meaning no facial hair and sometimes no hair on his head either.

The new guy in the building is very cleancut and handsome.

by Valinda November 02, 2006

baldo

knickname for a bald-headed man. it is usually an insult.

Why does baldo have to lie in front of us deflecting all of the sunlight so we can't get any rays.

by Valinda November 03, 2006

dots

barely visible, fingerprint-like hairs on a male's head (like a shadow).

That cute little black boy just got his head shaved for the summer and now has dots.

by Valinda November 01, 2006