footstool

Very recently it has become a new slang word for the bald head of a man that women (usually a spouse or girlfriend) use to rest their feet on while watching tv or just lounging. It is actually very therapeutic.
Last night I rested my feet and painted my toenails on Alberto's smooth footstool while he was watching the game.
by Valinda November 02, 2006
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Old Baldy

A derogatory term used to describe an older bald-headed man (i.e. a father, professor or boss) that is obstinate or settled in his way of thinking.
Girl, I would go to the party tonight but Old Baldy has me on lockdown.
by Valinda November 02, 2006
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spalding

A bald-headed man, who is usually black or latino. Refers to the brand of a popular bowling ball.
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clog

A hard wooden shoe that a woman can use to keep her man in check if he gets out of line. It is particularly effective on a bald-headed man. Preferably use the heel end of the shoe.
Hector kept getting on my nerves so I wacked him on the back of his chrome dome with my hard ass clogs.
by Valinda November 02, 2006
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baldy

common knickname for a bald-headed man. it is usually reserved as a greeting or term of endearment for a close acquaintance.
Hey baldy! What have u been up 2.
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nappyhead

A black man who desperately needs a haircut because his hair is bad or rough.
Somebody needs to take the clippers to that nappyhead over there!
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spook

a derogatory term to describe an intimidating black man who has invaded one's comfort zone.
You may not want to ride the elevator alone because i just saw a spook get on earlier.
by Valinda November 02, 2006
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