Valinda's definitions

milk dud

A bald-headed black man

I loves me a milk dud!

by Valinda November 1, 2006

bowling ball

A shiny bald-headed man, who is usually black.

What did that bowling ball just call me?

by Valinda November 1, 2006

spalding

A bald-headed man, who is usually black or latino. Refers to the brand of a popular bowling ball.

Girl check out Spalding! He is muy caliente!

by Valinda November 1, 2006

nappyhead

A black man who desperately needs a haircut because his hair is bad or rough.

Somebody needs to take the clippers to that nappyhead over there!

by Valinda November 2, 2006

porcupine

A bald-headed man whose hair has started to grow and become scratchy or spikey.

That porcupine needs a haircut bad!

by Valinda November 1, 2006

baldhead

Obviously someone who doesn't have a lick of hair on his head.

A baldhead asked me out last night but I was busy washing my hair.

by Valinda November 1, 2006

chia pet

A bald-headed man, who unexpectedly to his acquaintances, grows back his hair.

Girl, have you seen Pedro lately? He needs a haircut bad. he's starting to look like a chia pet.

by Valinda November 1, 2006