Valinda's definitions

baldhead

Obviously someone who doesn't have a lick of hair on his head.

A baldhead asked me out last night but I was busy washing my hair.

by Valinda November 1, 2006

baldo

knickname for a bald-headed man. it is usually an insult.

Why does baldo have to lie in front of us deflecting all of the sunlight so we can't get any rays.

by Valinda November 3, 2006

clog

A hard wooden shoe that a woman can use to keep her man in check if he gets out of line. It is particularly effective on a bald-headed man. Preferably use the heel end of the shoe.

Hector kept getting on my nerves so I wacked him on the back of his chrome dome with my hard ass clogs.

by Valinda November 2, 2006

bowling ball

A shiny bald-headed man, who is usually black.

What did that bowling ball just call me?

by Valinda November 1, 2006

firme pelon

a tough, sexy bald-headed latino

Chica, you got to check out the firme pelon that just moved in next door!

by Valinda November 28, 2006

spook

a derogatory term to describe an intimidating black man who has invaded one's comfort zone.

You may not want to ride the elevator alone because i just saw a spook get on earlier.

by Valinda November 2, 2006

spalding

A bald-headed man, who is usually black or latino. Refers to the brand of a popular bowling ball.

Girl check out Spalding! He is muy caliente!

by Valinda November 1, 2006