19 definitions by Valinda

spalding

A bald-headed man, who is usually black or latino. Refers to the brand of a popular bowling ball.

Girl check out Spalding! He is muy caliente!

by Valinda November 2, 2006

clog

A hard wooden shoe that a woman can use to keep her man in check if he gets out of line. It is particularly effective on a bald-headed man. Preferably use the heel end of the shoe.

Hector kept getting on my nerves so I wacked him on the back of his chrome dome with my hard ass clogs.

by Valinda November 2, 2006

baldy

common knickname for a bald-headed man. it is usually reserved as a greeting or term of endearment for a close acquaintance.

Hey baldy! What have u been up 2.

by Valinda November 2, 2006

nappyhead

A black man who desperately needs a haircut because his hair is bad or rough.

Somebody needs to take the clippers to that nappyhead over there!

by Valinda November 2, 2006

spook

a derogatory term to describe an intimidating black man who has invaded one's comfort zone.

You may not want to ride the elevator alone because i just saw a spook get on earlier.

by Valinda November 2, 2006

baldhead

Obviously someone who doesn't have a lick of hair on his head.

A baldhead asked me out last night but I was busy washing my hair.

by Valinda November 2, 2006

shadow

A type of look on a bald-headed man whose scalp is no longer completely clean but still doesn't actually have hair that can be seen to the casual observer.

Vin Diesel is usually not completely bald but frequently wears a shadow.

by Valinda November 2, 2006