Cadavalanche 

When someone at a funeral drops or knocks over the casket and the body of the deceased happens to come out. Although rare in it's nature, reports show that it can and has happened.

Jim: "How was the funeral dude, I am sorry for your loss"

Eric: "It would have been fine if my drunk uncle wouldn't have been a pallbearer. We had a Cadavalanche."

Cadavalanche by PirateTribez June 12, 2011

chavalanche 

Noun. An oncoming tide of Burberry Clad madness.

"Quick ma' there a chavalanche on yonder horizon!"

chavalanche by Dusty F K October 18, 2004

chavalanche 

The immediate period after Townie pubs and clubs kick out at the Weekend when hundreds of chavs fall out of the establishment to fight, copulate and inbreed.

Police officer 1: Well Lenny I think we're going to have a right chavalanche on our hands tonight when Evolution kicks out!

Police officer 2: Lets hope so Dave I cant wait to take out a few of those grubby little Pikey Fuckers.

chavalanche by Mombola September 16, 2005

cashvalanche 

Even though your daddy just lost 12 million, random large sums of money fall on you from the sky.

That Chris got hit by a serious cashvalanche last month. I hope he's ok.

cashvalanche by Ynngwie J Malmsteen April 17, 2008

chavalanche 

a large number of chavs (see also kevs, townies, scallys) approaching at speed.

"oh my god, look out for that chavalanche"

chavalanche by Dani_star September 4, 2005

Chavalanche 

Dat mob of chavs that come towards you
A group of thugs or chavs- often running at a high speed

Dat manky club-it's a chavalanche in there!
Teen mo fos are coming, run for da lives it's a chavalanche!

Chavalanche by User_87 December 14, 2014

cavalanche 

When a group of men circle another man and simultaneously jerkoff on him covering said man in their spooge , ergo a "cavalanche".

Ohhh crap did you hear about Harry? He passed out at the party, woke up and the next thing you know he was getting cavalanched!

cavalanche by Harrey November 18, 2014