claudrine

An amazing bootyful girl who disserves the world she good at helicopter leg thingy dingy and she is amazing to her friends and isn't afraid to stand up for her girl when she gets bullied by her white-washed long-necked son of a bitch with an ugly ass perm and his f -boy personality. CLAUDRINE IS AN AMAZING PERSON AND GF

Claudrine: STFU u ugly boy I will helicopter the white-washed out of u Kendal

Kendal: I'm sorry u can have Neona😭

by BY: SAGAL December 9, 2021

Claudine

One of the best people you can meet. At first they think you’re corny af but after a little bit, you become really good friends. Be careful because Claudine’s are hard to come by so when you meet one hold onto them for dear life. Claudine’s have a great sense of fashion and have really nice eyes. Next time you meet a Claudine, think twice about what you say to her.

Did you see claudine?

Yeah she’s literally the greatest.

by namegiver424 November 21, 2019

Learned the clarinet at school

a euphemism for "I give a fantastic blowjob"

Person 1: so, any special talents?
Person 2: learned the clarinet at school.

by facething November 3, 2012

Rusty Clarinet

The act of being so horny that you look at your clarinet as a viable option to use as a fleshlight. Results may vary.

Aidan: “Oh, dude can I try your clarinet real quick?”
Renato: “Nah man, I was down bad and I pulled a Rusty Clarinet yesterday”

by LargeDavid April 6, 2021

learned the clarinet at school

Euphemism for "I give great blow jobs"

John: I learned the clarinet at school
*sherlock eagerly removes pants*

by marzia November 4, 2012

learned the clarinet at school

The term "learned the clarinet at school" is most commonly used by persons as a way of conveying the fact that they have been known to give fantastic oral sex, particularly on male genitalia.

"I learned the clarinet at school." John said, sending a wink in the direction of his room-mate.

by Calliope987 November 3, 2012

Clarineticorn

A unicorn with a clarinet as a horn. one can be a clarineticorn by placing the bell of one's clarinet on their forehead and holding it there so that the rest of the clarinet sticks up like the horn of a unicorn. (usually done while running and/or making akward, loud noises)

Person 1: (running with their clarinet on their head) "AAAHH!!!"
Person 2: "dude, what's that guy doing"
Person 3: "oh he's just being a clarineticorn"

by AAAHREALMONSTERS September 2, 2012