clater

to go somewhere quickly

you better clater there or you will be late

by scott oxley April 22, 2007

Caterina

If you meet a Caterina you’ll want to keep her. She’s one of the most loyal and devoted person you’ll ever meet. Shoot your shot, she’s a once in a lifetime chance. She’ll be there even if you and her have been through rough times, she doesn’t care about your past but most importantly if you’re ok and if you need to talk. Any place at any time she’ll be there for you. A shoulder to cry on. A buddy to laugh with. Or if you need to just yell. Trust me she’s heard worse things coming from other people.

She’s the most loyal girlfriend you’ll ever get. Strongest, most stubborn person. But certain people can get through to her. You’re lucky if you’re one of them. You’ll want to put a ring on it after a week of dating.

But be careful. Her anger is horrific. She can be ready to rip someone’s throat out and if you’re one of those people that can calm her down in seconds. You’re lucky. She loves you. Don’t take her for granted.

Normally someone with long blonde or long brown hair, blue eyes and a wonderful, cheerful, down to earth personality.

Gosh guys my day was terrible.... *Go to Caterina, she can cheer you up with just a smile and wave*

by TerribleTruth July 13, 2018

Caterina

A complete GODDESS. She has gorgeous hair, no matter what! She is funny, kind, and sometimes slightly bossy. She will stand by you no matter what. Unless you piss her off. NEVER piss her off. She will freaking murder you if you piss her or one of her friends off. She is a brilliant person, but she sucks at math. So, so nice and accepting. My best friend.

Emmilia: (Cries)

Caterina: What's wrong?!

Emmilia: Tim broke up with me! (keeps crying)

Caterina: HE'S SO DEAD!! (Goes off to find him)

by sharing.my.expirience May 25, 2021

Caterpillar Back

A woman that has tons of back fat and wears tight shirts which gives the appearance of a caterpillar in motion. Her very presence makes the penis soft.

That new broad in HR has a caterpillar back. She makes me gag with rage and hatred, how I loathe her fat back.

by OmegaSquad January 14, 2010

cinema clitera

An academic term for the genre of film colloquially known as chick flicks. The genre has three main sub-categories:

1. Classic fairytale - often presented in the guise of romantic comedy. Various thin plot lines, but always culminating in the girl marrying the rich, handsome guy - the 'handsome prince' architype. e.g. Bridget Jones' Diary, Notting Hill, Pretty Woman, and many, many more. This is the most common form of cinema clitera.

2. Reconcilation - with a female friend, sister, mother or daughter, with whom there as been a long-standing feud or alienation. Often ends with one of the lead protagonists dying of a 'fashionable' disease, such as leukemia or a brain tumour, shortly after the reconcilation. e.g. Beaches, Terms of Endearment.

3. Girlies together against the world - various plots but all centre around shared emotional trials and tribulations, often a mix of light weight comedy and schmaltz e.g. Steel Magnolias, Sex in the City.

Interviewer: "Mr Grant, many of your films, perhaps with the exception of 'Maurice', are often dismissed by critics as cinema clitera. What is your response to this?"
Hugh Grant: "Erm, Erm, Erm ..."

by Maeve Bitchy May 27, 2008

caterjunes

An old Nantucket whaling term with only one know citation.

The neap tide draws. The Leviathan nears. Caterjunes.

by the_roflsauces January 1, 2009

Caterham School

A useless school led by a bunch off nonces. It is commonly know for having a vaping crisis which is gripping the youth. A evil witch who goes by the name dgabs lurks in the school. However there is a legend who protects people, Coby.

I vape and I go to caterham school

by Ikukdgabsisnonce February 5, 2020