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Classy bitch

A classy bitch is like a bitch but being classy about it. Like many people hate bitches, but if you're classy about it people will generally take it in a funny way and not get mad at you for it. It is a great skill to have and it will make your life seem a lot easier.
The best example of a classy bitch i can think of is Jordan on the show Scrubs. If you watch some of the episodes that she is in you will understand what i mean.

It's all about the classiness, and once you've mastered it, you will be able to control people and they will end up acting like your bitch.
Classy bitch by SoSmart May 28, 2009
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classy bitch syndrome 

A common disease in the developing part of the world, affecting most employees in customer service. They treat you as if they were an expensive slut who only does her/his thing if she/he somehow depends on you and as if you were a lousy shepard in rags who smells of socks and rotten lard.
These boys and girls at the bank surely suffer from the classy bitch syndrome. I almost feel the urge to ask: How much do you want to do me right?

Not a Classy Bitch 

The girl who arrives uninvited in her best slut wear at any and all of your social functions to shamelessly throw herself at your male friends and later puke all over the host's bathroom. She never has anything interesting to say and is generally a pain in the ass.
Did you hear what happened at that party? She is not a classy bitch.
Not a Classy Bitch by hayleybee July 29, 2008

classy ass bitch 

when a bitch knows she's a bitch but still is classy and sassy. a classy ass bitch also doesn't give a fuck what you think and is gonna stay a classy ass bitch no matter what kind of shit hoes and man whores put her through.
person 1: god she's such a whore
person 2: dude shut up she's just a classy ass bitch that knows what she wants

classy ass ratchet bitch

a ratchet female but you won’t know she’s ratchet until you hang out and party with her other than that she keeps it classy with her long ass ghetto weaves, long ratchet ass nails, and keep a glock 26 in her purse. she is classified as a “loyal wifey type” most definitely a rider that’s what makes her a classy ass ratchet bitch
damn he’s married to a classy ass ratchet bitch. i want one! i know she a rider she’s very classy in public but i know she will get ratchet and buss a nigga in his ass about her man. now that’s a real rider!

Class bitch 

Person in the class that always does errands for the teacher or class to get on their good side, but usually faking it because they'd never do it for no reward
Teacher: Sally can you bring me the tissues 1 foot in front of me?
Sally: hell no
*Jessie runs up and hands tissues*
Jessie: here you go!
Teacher: remind me to give you extra credit for that Jessie
Jessie: sure thing, i'll scrub your toes later
Sally: wtf.. what a class bitch
Class bitch by Devourox October 16, 2008

High class bitch 

Someone that has lived life so spoiled they dont know normal. Also known as spoiled
She only flys 1st class, she is such a high class bitch.
High class bitch by Real HCB February 22, 2019
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