Definitions by Reek-the-Prick
blow the horse in my puss/ass
To go through hard times with no better perspective. To be bankrupt, badly dressed and stinky because you`ve just had a huge scandal at work and the boss (who saw you) decided to fire you. It goes for men and women alike.
My boss fired me! Man, I never though I`ll blow the horse in my puss/ass! I think I`ll sink quite a few tonight.
blow the horse in my puss/ass by Reek-the-Prick January 9, 2020
Wedding Night
Your first night in jail, when your new protector will swear to always protect you from anybody different than himself and you will swear to serve him whenever in need until your allegedly sudden refusal or death do you part. It may be also called "wild billiards night" because there is strong likelihood that before sunrise all of your six holes will be caked with cum.
The Wedding Night in prison was an experience I still remember, `cause now I can barely find a chair to sit on.
Wedding Night by Reek-the-Prick December 12, 2019
classy bitch syndrome
A common disease in the developing part of the world, affecting most employees in customer service. They treat you as if they were an expensive slut who only does her/his thing if she/he somehow depends on you and as if you were a lousy shepard in rags who smells of socks and rotten lard.
These boys and girls at the bank surely suffer from the classy bitch syndrome. I almost feel the urge to ask: How much do you want to do me right?
classy bitch syndrome by Reek-the-Prick December 12, 2019
own a plantation of raisin trees
own a plantation of raisin trees by Reek-the-Prick December 6, 2019
gushed her soul out
gushed her soul out by Reek-the-Prick December 6, 2019
milk the mule
milk the mule by Reek-the-Prick August 29, 2019
beard boy shaved
Following the same pattern as "fatboy slim". One guy who shaves hands, legs and chest but wears a lush beard.
beard boy shaved by Reek-the-Prick August 29, 2019