clarker 

A paedophile often associating his or her fantasies with young anime characters.

George is such a clarker.

clarker by frandagdee February 17, 2025

Demonic Clarke 

Dude who is wiener cousins with a dog

Dude 1: bro, my girlfriend fucked a poodle innit
Dude 2: lmao bro ur such a Demonic Clarke

Demonic Clarke by Generic_Catgirl69 October 9, 2021

Clarke’s Third Law 

Clarke’s Third Law is probably the best known and most widely cited of the three and states that “Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” Just as an aside the others are:
1. When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
2. The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.

As far as that Malcolm is concerned just about any technology conforms to Clarke’s Third Law.

Clarke’s Third Law by AKACroatalin December 17, 2016

clanker

1. racial slur against droids

what a fucking clanker

clanker by im under attack by a lesbian November 26, 2019

Clanker

A slur for robotic individuals.

A robot enter a bar.
Bartender: Oi, get out ya clanker!
Robot: (Sad Beep-Boop)

Clanker by Blackmouth October 13, 2019

J Clarked 

the act of someone liking every status and picture you post on facebook so you're notifications are flooded by likes from a certain person.

I just logged on after work and I had 83 notifications. I think I've been J Clarked again.

J Clarked by tie dyed heart March 15, 2013

tom clarke 

Tom Clarke likes to get rammed up his humungous shitter by 2 metre Pete while Sharon the dyke cunt fuck watched

Tom Clarke loves Chloe Holroyd

tom clarke by TomClarke29 May 24, 2018