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Josh made me clandau
by Yea hgkeb September 2, 2016
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candaulist

Candaulism is a sexual practice or fantasy in which a man exposes his female partner, or images of her, to other people for their voyeuristic pleasure.

The term may also be applied to the practice of undressing or otherwise exposing a female partner to others, or urging or forcing her to engage in sexual relations with a third person, such as during a swinging activity. Similarly, the term may also be applied to the posting of personal images of a female partner on the internet or urging or forcing her to wear clothing which reveals her physical attractiveness to others, such as by wearing very brief clothing, such as a microskirt, tight-fitting or see-through clothing or a low-cut top.
Jim likes to share pix of his wife online, he's a candaulist
by Azita86 June 29, 2017
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candaulism

1, Refers to joy regarding the sexual activity of one's partner.
Commentary: Not to be confused with compersion, a feeling of joy, the opposite of jealousy, when a loved one invests in and takes pleasure from another romantic or sexual relationship.

2. A sexual practice or fantasy in which people expose their partner, or images of them, to other people for their voyeuristic pleasure.

3. A practice involving one person observing, often from concealment, two others having sexual relations.

4. Sexual arousal through watching two people having sex, particularly one's partner with another.
My boyfriend felt profuse candaulism when I told him about the hot date I had last night.
I shot my load in the closet watching my boyfriend get off with that hot number.
by Master Bob January 19, 2015
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ClanDan

E-famous Chicago scene kid. A very talented graphic designer with taste and skill not unlike Nicholas Scimeca. Well known by scene queens like Jac Vanek and Hannabeth, fellow e-famous people like Crystal Cashdolla, and bands like Empires, 2*Sweet. But he is most well known for his good friendships with members of Cobra Starship. While he is close with all of them, he is particularly close to Gabe Saporta, Ryland Blackinton, and Alex Suarez. And he's done personal favors for Alex, Ryland, and Vicky T.
Infamous poster on Fall Out Boy's fan club Overcast Kids, where new members anonymously admit that they have secret crushes on him, and wish they were his friend. He can be found walking down the streets of chicago accompanied with a scene scarf that serves no real purpose but to look awesome, his sidekick, and one of his many AA hoodies in various colors. (red, purple, sunshine, etc)
"I requested Clandan on Myspace, but he denied me!"
"well duh! He doesn't add anyone he doesn't know"

"CLANDAN RAPPED AT MY COBRA CONCERT LAST NIGHT!"
"DAMMIT! NOW I WISH I WENT! But it's ok, because I saw him do the rap in the House Of Blues last time"
by Garlin Sands March 30, 2008
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Clandax

Klan*daks

1.) Pertaining to any action, item, person, or thing that makes you feel like you should release your bowels.

-ed, past tense
2.) Having released your bowels due to any action, item, person, or thing.
I'm sure eating that taco will make me clandax.

Man, smoking that cigarette was really clandaxing, I'll be right back....

That lady told me so much nonsense that I most definitely clandaxed...
by ELS_SS March 9, 2011
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Clanday

Friends who are in only sexual relationships with you. Mostly hidden affairs.
He should not get too emotional with this, he is just a clanday to me.
by Ms Endowed December 4, 2010
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candaulism

it's when you want or would like to die.
Damn that dude really candaulism.
by Candaulism September 12, 2018
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