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E-famous Chicago scene kid. A very talented graphic designer with taste and skill not unlike Nicholas Scimeca. Well known by scene queens like Jac Vanek and Hannabeth, fellow e-famous people like Crystal Cashdolla, and bands like Empires, 2*Sweet. But he is most well known for his good friendships with members of Cobra Starship. While he is close with all of them, he is particularly close to Gabe Saporta, Ryland Blackinton, and Alex Suarez. And he's done personal favors for Alex, Ryland, and Vicky T.
Infamous poster on Fall Out Boy's fan club Overcast Kids, where new members anonymously admit that they have secret crushes on him, and wish they were his friend. He can be found walking down the streets of chicago accompanied with a scene scarf that serves no real purpose but to look awesome, his sidekick, and one of his many AA hoodies in various colors. (red, purple, sunshine, etc)
"I requested Clandan on Myspace, but he denied me!"
"well duh! He doesn't add anyone he doesn't know"

"CLANDAN RAPPED AT MY COBRA CONCERT LAST NIGHT!"
"DAMMIT! NOW I WISH I WENT! But it's ok, because I saw him do the rap in the House Of Blues last time"
ClanDan by Garlin Sands March 30, 2008
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Klan*daks

1.) Pertaining to any action, item, person, or thing that makes you feel like you should release your bowels.

-ed, past tense
2.) Having released your bowels due to any action, item, person, or thing.
I'm sure eating that taco will make me clandax.

Man, smoking that cigarette was really clandaxing, I'll be right back....

That lady told me so much nonsense that I most definitely clandaxed...
Clandax by ELS_SS March 9, 2011
Extremely slow in intellect and wit. Most often used to describe the simplest breed of cow milkers. The word also encompasses an aura of happiness in the face of dreaded hopelessness. For example, a person enjoying life living in a small cold dreary grey cow milking town would be described as ‘clandy’. Famously, a town in the South Island of New Zealand (Clandyboye) harboured a population of young men so strikingly fitting to the adjective, it took it as it’s namesake.
It’s always fine and dandy, Roy, when you’re living the life of a clandy boy.
Clandy by Ruffle Stiltskin July 6, 2022

canday apple

Something Blackbear used for his song name instead of "candy apple"
"Canday Apple Fargo paint mercades, flex on all my exes like hey ladies" -Candayappple by Blackbear
canday apple by Bob Duncan's hoe December 19, 2017
When you have a clay poo and you run out of toilet paper before you're done wiping.
Clayday! Clayday! Clayday! I'm out of toilet paper!
clayday by themustardtiger January 7, 2011
When your anus gets ripped
Josh made me clandau
clandau by Yea hgkeb September 2, 2016
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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