Two-phase fart attack, best employed when the victim has just stepped out of his/her office - but is hovering nearby. Phase I: Sneak into the victim's office/cubicle/personal workspace and crop dust. Quickly return to your desk. Phase II: Dial the victim's extension, luring them into the kill zone. Watch them choke. NOTE: Especially effective on days when the victim is expecting "very important" calls. This ensures the victim run to his/her office to answer the phone, before the wall of gas can escape.

Who the hell just took a shit in my office? It smells like a Camden Phonebooth in here!

CAMDEN PHONEBOOTH by Stands With Fist December 12, 2010

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Camdenmnesia

1. The act of forgetting where you came from for good reason.
2. The act of being ungrateful when being presented with gifts you couldnt purchase on your own accord, mostly because of earnings structure that is paycheck to paycheck coupled with insufficient savings.

After I had put those fancy alloy wheels on her ragged car she had suddenly caught Camdenmnesia, which was bad in her case because I came over to her house and took them back.

Camdenmnesia by Zanzibar Jose May 8, 2007

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