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Claireism 

The butchering of a common phrase or term.
Claire - I’m always happy to be an ear to listen to.

Rob - Another classic Claireism
Claireism by StumpyBob November 24, 2020
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Claireism 

A truly unique moment caused by Claire, many would normally say a ditsy moment. But Claire adds flare to such moments that whilst cause some embarrassment to Claire, provide great joy to others.
Claire has spilt her tea. A Claireism.
Claireism by Claireism December 17, 2021

Claireified 

Clair Hedley is the expert witness who defined Scientology, their policies and hidden structure in the Masterson rape case.
Claire Hedley claireified the philophy of Scientology and described their hidden policies to the Masterson jury during the trial.
Claireified by FanOfSPTv September 10, 2023
a very pretty girl that is a huge eminem fan, and that thinks she is smart... any guy is really lucky to have her.
dude, how the fuck do you pronounce clairis?
clairis by true_eminem_fan_ January 2, 2012
Clairese desires to inspire and lead, to control other's affairs. She is giving, courageous and bold, action oriented, energetic and strong willed. Clairese is a wild woman when she indulges in safeway brand citron vodka. (Four times distilled). She is cheerful and friendly, but are apt to have an emotional life. She tends to center herself around people who are excellent at nerf gun hostile takeovers. Watch out for her pikachu mating call. Through it all, she cares for her friends and family with every ounce of her little body.
"Hey, wanna Clairese?"
"Of course! Theres no other way to ride llamas through the snow!"
clairese by Clairese November 24, 2013

Clariceism 

The use of a word that only the user has an understand to the meaning, despite the user fully believing the word is of common use.
She stunned her peers when she announced "My hipacampaloop isn't working today". A true Clariceism
Clariceism by BMaeson April 18, 2008

clairess 

v. tr. to lovingly caress, especially someone named Claire
He adored her, spending what seemed hours simply clairessing her as they talked.
clairess by EddieArt August 29, 2017
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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