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Claireism 

The butchering of a common phrase or term.
Claire - I’m always happy to be an ear to listen to.

Rob - Another classic Claireism
Claireism by StumpyBob November 24, 2020
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Claireism 

A truly unique moment caused by Claire, many would normally say a ditsy moment. But Claire adds flare to such moments that whilst cause some embarrassment to Claire, provide great joy to others.
Claire has spilt her tea. A Claireism.
Claireism by Claireism December 17, 2021

Claireified 

Clair Hedley is the expert witness who defined Scientology, their policies and hidden structure in the Masterson rape case.
Claire Hedley claireified the philophy of Scientology and described their hidden policies to the Masterson jury during the trial.
Claireified by FanOfSPTv September 10, 2023
a very pretty girl that is a huge eminem fan, and that thinks she is smart... any guy is really lucky to have her.
dude, how the fuck do you pronounce clairis?
clairis by true_eminem_fan_ January 2, 2012
Clairese desires to inspire and lead, to control other's affairs. She is giving, courageous and bold, action oriented, energetic and strong willed. Clairese is a wild woman when she indulges in safeway brand citron vodka. (Four times distilled). She is cheerful and friendly, but are apt to have an emotional life. She tends to center herself around people who are excellent at nerf gun hostile takeovers. Watch out for her pikachu mating call. Through it all, she cares for her friends and family with every ounce of her little body.
"Hey, wanna Clairese?"
"Of course! Theres no other way to ride llamas through the snow!"
clairese by Clairese November 24, 2013

Clariceism 

The use of a word that only the user has an understand to the meaning, despite the user fully believing the word is of common use.
She stunned her peers when she announced "My hipacampaloop isn't working today". A true Clariceism
Clariceism by BMaeson April 18, 2008

clairess 

v. tr. to lovingly caress, especially someone named Claire
He adored her, spending what seemed hours simply clairessing her as they talked.
clairess by EddieArt August 29, 2017
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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