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When you get fucked up and smashed into a fucking brick wall by another person. Another definition would be to get battered and smashed the fuck up.
"Thou shall apologize or get thigh self clarted against the wall, cunt"
Jeofferey u bout to get fukin clarted you spoon, get a gun, it's the only thing that can stop your head getting clarted. Also, I fucked your mum
Clarted by pepargajeb November 10, 2020
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I'm gonna clart you if you keep it up
Clart by Mr Allan April 12, 2020
To punch or knock someone out. Used as a threat.
ā€˜I’ll clart you if you come here again!’
clart by largedog December 27, 2019
To bang
Wanna clart?
Clart by Kdonnie February 17, 2021
When someone is tackled forcefully or when they are punched very hard in the face.
Ethan Clarted Thomas in house rugby with that tackle.
Clarted by E.Than101 December 16, 2019

clartide 

to act in an "unsafe" manner, which results in aggrevating people around you.
"u iz bein clartide fo shizzle by shagging my bird!" OR "dat iz fukin clartide."
clartide by Sam 'Safeton' Etherton December 9, 2004