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Cisum is a great person with great abilities. He is intelligent, wise, talented, kind hearted, has great taste in music, and has great vibes.

He is the person who you will truly cherish and keep forever, he has the looks, he cares for his family, and he is dearly close to his sister.
Cisum is such a great person, and i will forever be thankful for his existence.
cisum by JJJJBLN June 7, 2021
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Abbreviation for Chuckling Softly Under My Breath. Essential phrase for re-calibrating the "laughter inflation" that is rampant on social media and texting. How often do people actually Laugh Out Loud? For context: CSUMB<LOL<LMAO<ROFL.
It is it's own sentence. No example sentence is required. CSUMB
CSUMB by il Gallo June 28, 2020
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Çisem 

Name of the most beautiful girl in the world!!!
Çisem is Turkish female name.
Çisem by Octoboss99 November 7, 2020
Grouchy father of 4 who in spare time enjoys consuming delicious beverages (alcoholic) so he may use his magical drunken dog kicking abilities to better the world, You may be wondering "How would I even go about becoming such a man" ? The answer is be a total BAMF an drink the blood of your enemies only then will you reach the level of existence Cismo has reached.
Bitches said "Cismo just torsofucked that shit up"
Cismo by CISZMO ( son of Cismo ) October 20, 2009
California State University Monterey Bay

University in Seaside, California on the former Fort Ord military base.
-what's there to do at CSUMB?

-Not much, just drink Nyquil

- sounds cool, pour the sizzurp!
csumb by nádraží March 18, 2011
It's that time when you're going super ultra mega crazy.
- HE IS GOING SUPER ULTRA MEGA CRAZY!!!'
- Yes, he's a CIUMPAC..
Ciumpac by Romanian Holbogan Dude November 21, 2021
When you have a really good story and no matter how Flippin badass it is, "THAT GUY" comes in and has a similar but BETTER version than your original one!

(A.K.A.) The epitome of the "ONE UPPER"

(A.K.A.) The word you use when you know someone just lied their ass off!
Dude, you were just Chisum'd!

Dude, you have just been chisum'd!
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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