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calum hood
a sensation and bodacious man in aesthetically pleasing outfits, who plays the fucking bass and radiants big dick energy.
calum hood by donttestmeiampunkrock July 31, 2018
chlumskydream
the coolest account to ever exist, they post bojack horseman on their feed and spam their story with random shit all the time
chlumskydream by bojackhorsemansupremacy September 1, 2021
Clump Sporran
I spent a fruitless bank holiday creaming my wives clump sporran with factor 50 sun block. To no avail.
Clump Sporran by Herbie Dongsporran December 31, 2020
Calum Hood
Calum Hood is in a band called 5 seconds of summer. He's so cute like a little puppy but then .4 seconds later he turns into this sexy little shit. He's so sexy he's just a ball of australian sex. He occasionally slaps the bass but I think he really means ass. He plays soccer too which is also really sexy. He has really nice lips that make you vomit. He glued a Cincinnati Reds snapback to his head. He's the only person on this planet who still looks hot while wearing an Adventure Time watch. He also thinks he's this rapper named Cash Money and he ships himself with Chris Brown.
Random: Have you heard of Calum Hood?
Me: Oh you mean Cash Money? Yea, he's in this australian band and he's so sexy.
Me: Oh you mean Cash Money? Yea, he's in this australian band and he's so sexy.
Calum Hood by the whale's vagina June 15, 2013