Grouchy father of 4 who in spare time enjoys consuming delicious beverages (alcoholic) so he may use his magical drunken dog kicking abilities to better the world, You may be wondering "How would I even go about becoming such a man" ? The answer is be a total BAMF an drink the blood of your enemies only then will you reach the level of existence Cismo has reached.
by CISZMO ( son of Cismo ) October 20, 2009
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Chismosavirus • feminine
Chismosovirus • masculine
What is it?
Chismosa/Chismosovirus is a highly infectious disease that causes one have the insatiable and uncontrollable urge to indulge in some light harmless gossip, or in some more serious cases, scandalmongering.
Who are affected by this virus?
Chismosa/Chismosovirus only targets humans, or more specifically, those of the hispanic ethnicity. Hispanics are prone to this deadly virus. Female Hispanics are more likely to contract this disease than male Hispanics.
How can I stay safe?
This disease is tricky- Some contract it from the crowd they are in, and some actively do it in order to create havoc. These can be split into 2 distinct sections, being a bitch/dick and spreading shit for personal gains, and being someone who is having harmless fun by conversing drama with friends. In order to stay safe from this virus, avoid being a bitch/dick, and if you feel like being chismosa/chismoso, do it with someone trustworthy and be responsible.
How can I recover from previously suffering from this disease?
In order to have a safe recovery, you should tone down your weekly amount of chisme imports and exports, clear the air by admitting to any bitchy/dicklike actions you had done, and apologize to those who were affected.
Chismosovirus • masculine
What is it?
Chismosa/Chismosovirus is a highly infectious disease that causes one have the insatiable and uncontrollable urge to indulge in some light harmless gossip, or in some more serious cases, scandalmongering.
Who are affected by this virus?
Chismosa/Chismosovirus only targets humans, or more specifically, those of the hispanic ethnicity. Hispanics are prone to this deadly virus. Female Hispanics are more likely to contract this disease than male Hispanics.
How can I stay safe?
This disease is tricky- Some contract it from the crowd they are in, and some actively do it in order to create havoc. These can be split into 2 distinct sections, being a bitch/dick and spreading shit for personal gains, and being someone who is having harmless fun by conversing drama with friends. In order to stay safe from this virus, avoid being a bitch/dick, and if you feel like being chismosa/chismoso, do it with someone trustworthy and be responsible.
How can I recover from previously suffering from this disease?
In order to have a safe recovery, you should tone down your weekly amount of chisme imports and exports, clear the air by admitting to any bitchy/dicklike actions you had done, and apologize to those who were affected.
Xiomara - ¡Gabriela! Nunca adivinaras lo que fulana le hizo a mengana
Gabriela - Ay chica que chismosa eres…¡Cuéntame todo!
Xiomara - dios mío, tenemos chismosavirus
Charles - Yo bro i heard that _____ let you hit!! congrats bro you’re the GOAT
Alejandro - Yeah dude about that, she didn’t actually let me hit, she rejected me and I spread a little chisme to get some revenge yk? Now everyone thinks she’s a slut!
Charles - That’s fucked up. What is you’re problem dude.
Alejandro - Come on man don’t be like that
Charles - We can’t be homies no more bro, you got chismosovirus
Gabriela - Ay chica que chismosa eres…¡Cuéntame todo!
Xiomara - dios mío, tenemos chismosavirus
Charles - Yo bro i heard that _____ let you hit!! congrats bro you’re the GOAT
Alejandro - Yeah dude about that, she didn’t actually let me hit, she rejected me and I spread a little chisme to get some revenge yk? Now everyone thinks she’s a slut!
Charles - That’s fucked up. What is you’re problem dude.
Alejandro - Come on man don’t be like that
Charles - We can’t be homies no more bro, you got chismosovirus
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by TA159 September 5, 2012
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(shot destroys the metarex and cosmo)
Tails: COSMOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cosmo: tails whenever you miss me just look for me right beside you.
(cosmo's spirit kisses tails then immidiately dissapears into the afterlife)
RIP Cosmo the Seedarian
Tails: COSMOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cosmo: tails whenever you miss me just look for me right beside you.
(cosmo's spirit kisses tails then immidiately dissapears into the afterlife)
RIP Cosmo the Seedarian
by Majin Tails October 21, 2009
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