cistem

Portmanteau of "cisgender" and "system". The collection of systems in place to discourage being transgender and perpetuate rigid gender norms that hurt all of us.

"I don't know what's supposed to be weird about that, i'm just a guy who likes wearing nail polish."

"Well, that's the cistem for ya!"

by kh0l4t March 5, 2022

Çisem

Name of the most beautiful girl in the world!!!

Çisem is Turkish female name.

by Octoboss99 November 7, 2020

citemare

Having a hard time finding suitable citations for a document.

Not even Google can find me a good citation, I'm having a citemare.

by Thowe November 27, 2012

cistern

a large water storage tank usually filled by roof water run off from rains.

cisterns were usally found at rural farm houses with tin roofs.

by jacus July 27, 2009

Cistern Job

The act of removing the lid off the back of the toilet and planting a stool in the cistern to spite an ememy. The easiest way is for the perpetrator to perch with their feet on the toilet seat and poo directly into the cistern. Often seen as one step further than a 'reverse kanga' or 'crocodile skiddy' as everytime the victim attempts to flush the toilet to rid it of its contents it refills from the cistern with a cruel mix of poo and water. Particularly effective as it is often not noticable straight away as there is no actual poo in the bowl but fills up over time making it hard to find out who did it.

My mother-in-law is such a bitch. I am going to teach her a lesson and perform a revenge cistern job in her toilet.

by fish03 July 14, 2009

anti cistamines

Any hormones used for trans identifying people.
(A trans mans testosterone or a transgirls estrogen)

Aaron just picked up his anti cistamines from the pharmancy

by pxtn17 March 3, 2019

cisterhood

Group that includes all biological women born with vaginas. Transwomen are excluded.

Tonya is bitter because as a transwoman, she can never be part of the cisterhood.

by Larry the Lover August 10, 2017