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candeez is a disease like ligma it's really powerful and can kill up to 75 people
Person 1: Gamer dude I have candeez
Person 2: What's candeez?
Person 1: candeez nuts fit in your mouth
candeez by Garbageeeee August 10, 2018
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The most wonderful woman ever, Cindee will rock your world!
Cindee is leet!
Cindee by cricket7 February 3, 2010
That girl cinderz, wow, just fabulous
cinderz by anonymous January 12, 2005
candeez nuts fit in your mouth

a deez nuts joke that you can make people fall for realy easely, if they dont know the joke jet
person 1:where is candeez

person 2:who's candeez what do you meen, who´s candeez
persoon 1: candeez nuts fit in your mouth
persoon 2:sad because they fell for a deez nuts joke
candeez by illumistoenail2 May 25, 2021

cindee bui 

cindee bui by ThisChick. September 26, 2009
Guy 1: Want some Candeez
Guy 2: What kind?
Guy 1: CANDEEZ NUTZ FIT IN YOUR JAW
Candeez by DemonBMM September 12, 2021
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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