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candeez nuts fit in your mouth

a deez nuts joke that you can make people fall for realy easely, if they dont know the joke jet
person 1:where is candeez

person 2:who's candeez what do you meen, who´s candeez
persoon 1: candeez nuts fit in your mouth
persoon 2:sad because they fell for a deez nuts joke
candeez by illumistoenail2 May 25, 2021
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Guy 1: Want some Candeez
Guy 2: What kind?
Guy 1: CANDEEZ NUTZ FIT IN YOUR JAW
Candeez by DemonBMM September 12, 2021
A sweet gurl who iz sexy and sweet n who is down for wuteva
(Ludacris)"shes my i-candee"
candee by candalicous June 23, 2006

Candeese 

A sexy brown chik
Hey sexy candeese
Candeese by Jordan gaibbs September 30, 2017

candeece 

the most pornographic pussy you will eva see
wow thats a nice pornographic pussy. i hope its a candeece
candeece by pornhup10101 November 29, 2013
1337 (leet) or Internet speak for 'candies'. Being deceptive while speaking about candez
Bob: Man, I am craving some candez.
Frank: I think I'm gonna get licorice candez today.
Or
Smithers: Man, I am gonna get high tonight.
Dubbo: On what?
Smithers: On candez mate!
Candez by Dubbo the noddy knight October 28, 2010
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