candeez

candeez is a disease like ligma it's really powerful and can kill up to 75 people

Person 1: Gamer dude I have candeez
Person 2: What's candeez?
Person 1: candeez nuts fit in your mouth

by Garbageeeee August 10, 2018

candeez

candeez nuts fit in your mouth

a deez nuts joke that you can make people fall for realy easely, if they dont know the joke jet

person 1:where is candeez

person 2:who's candeez what do you meen, who´s candeez
persoon 1: candeez nuts fit in your mouth
persoon 2:sad because they fell for a deez nuts joke

by illumistoenail2 May 25, 2021

Candeez

It's Just a Dick Joke.

Guy 1: Want some Candeez
Guy 2: What kind?
Guy 1: CANDEEZ NUTZ FIT IN YOUR JAW

by DemonBMM September 12, 2021

candee

A sweet gurl who iz sexy and sweet n who is down for wuteva

(Ludacris)"shes my i-candee"

by candalicous June 23, 2006

Candeese

A sexy brown chik

Hey sexy candeese

by Jordan gaibbs September 30, 2017

candeece

the most pornographic pussy you will eva see

wow thats a nice pornographic pussy. i hope its a candeece

by pornhup10101 November 29, 2013

Candez

1337 (leet) or Internet speak for 'candies'. Being deceptive while speaking about candez

Bob: Man, I am craving some candez.
Frank: I think I'm gonna get licorice candez today.
Or
Smithers: Man, I am gonna get high tonight.
Dubbo: On what?
Smithers: On candez mate!

by Dubbo the noddy knight October 28, 2010