cigarette's time

The time it takes to smoke a cigarette. One cigarette's time is the time it takes to smoke one cigarette. Two cigarette's time is the time it takes to smoke two cigarettes and so on.

Person 1: How long will it take until you get here?
Person 2: It shouldn't be longer than two cigarette's time.

cigarette's time by aludram July 12, 2010

Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke

"No matter how many times that you and a smoker change places/locations while spending time together outdoors, the breeze is always gonna switch around and waft the tobacco-fumes directly past your face."

I absolutely totally love my new middle-aged lady-friend, but we both go absolutely crazy trying to avoid bothering me with the smoke whenever she needs a cigarette while we're going for a rowboat-ride or woods-trail hike --- sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke"!

Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke by QuacksO August 2, 2018

Color Code And Operational Swisher Bachlut Calle dEidroch <The Country Of Japan's Cigarette Vending Machine>

Color Code And Operational Swisher Bachlut Calle dEidroch <The Country Of Japan's Cigarette Vending Machine>

Color Code And Operational Swisher Bachlut Calle dEidroch <The Country Of Japan's Cigarette Vending Machine>

Color Code And Operational Swisher Bachlut Calle dEidroch <The Country Of Japan's Cigarette Vending Machine> by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025

it's just a cigarette 

It's only a cigarette

It's just a cigarette and it cannot be that bad...

it's just a cigarette by David Broke September 11, 2022

cigarette soup 

cigarette soup is the voluntarily unknown consumption of a canned beer or soda that has previously been used as an ashtray or a spittoon for chewing tobacco. This is most likely to occur during keg parties, like minded social gatherings, and occasionally from mischievous pranksters.

While Derek was half dazed from puking in the toilet, he asked Brandon for an opened can of soda to drink. Brandon didn’t realize that he had given Derek a can of cigarette soup, until he yelled, “What the fuck?!”, before vomiting even more than ever.

cigarette soup by yyuryyubicuryy4me June 17, 2018

cigarette stub 

Another name for a cigarette butt.

Hey Jackson!
Check out that sand urn in front of the 7-11!!
It's just overflowing with cigarette stubs -- guess nobody believes in cleaning the fucker!!!

cigarette stub by Telephony August 16, 2013

cigarette smoking man 

Character on the X-files who was somehow involved in the whole governmental conspiracy. Always was puffing on a cigarette everytime he was on..hence the name.

Also a very good John Ashcroft look-alike.

The X-files is on...I hope the cigarette smoking man is in this one.

Hey look...there's the cigarette smoking man on CNN...I think he's trying to take away more of my rights.

cigarette smoking man by owlatrice April 27, 2004