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going out for cigarettes

A popular euphemism for a parent (usually the Dad) walking out and abandoning their kids/family, where the abandonment takes place under the cover of a harmless, non-suspicious errand like going to get cigarettes.
Last time I was my Dad I was 3; he told us he was going out for cigarettes and he never came back.

Buying Cigarettes 

My daddy left, said he was "buying cigarettes." That was 7 years ago.

Kent Cigarettes 

Kent Cigarettes, created in 1952 by Loillard, named after the company president, Herbert Kent, were the first smoke to have a filter. Kents became very popular among the rich and famous, includin' the coolest man to ever live, Dino Martin.
We all know that no cigarette was worthy of Dino Martin's use, but Kent Cigarettes was Dino's brand of choice.
Kent Cigarettes by kentsmokerguy December 1, 2006

Cigarection 

A word to describe the feeling a person develops when craving the nicotine satisfaction provided by tobacco products.

A person will often signal their cigarection to another person by placing an unlit cigarette in their mouth, pointing down, then slowly raising it upward in a fashion similar to the development of a penile erection. If the other person also has a cigarection, they will then proceed to join them out of doors for a session of tobacco consumption.

This word is particularly common amongst core analysts and bee keepers.
"Gee, drilling all these plugs is really giving me a cigarection"

"These bees are behaving inappropriately, I'm off to satisfy my cigarection"

"I have a boner and a cigarection, I think I can manage to simultaneously smoke and wank while the boss isn't looking"
Cigarection by Ajit_Singh January 15, 2013

Laramie Cigarettes 

A fictional cigarette company found in the Simpsons. It is often used to satirize cigarette advertisements in the media.
"God bless mommy, and daddy, and Laramie Cigarettes."

"Because we aren't allowed to advertise on television (takes a smoke)...ah, that sweet Carolina smoke...."

"I'm as happy as a smoker taking that first puff in the morning!"

jazz cigarettes 

A slang term used for Marijuana cigarettes during the 1920's in the United States. Cannabis cigarettes were sold in jazz clubs during this period thus the origin of the term "jazz cigarettes"
I really need to mellow out. I wish I had some jazz cigarettes to puff on.
jazz cigarettes by Trent Brown June 11, 2008
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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