Cigarection 

A word to describe the feeling a person develops when craving the nicotine satisfaction provided by tobacco products.

A person will often signal their cigarection to another person by placing an unlit cigarette in their mouth, pointing down, then slowly raising it upward in a fashion similar to the development of a penile erection. If the other person also has a cigarection, they will then proceed to join them out of doors for a session of tobacco consumption.

This word is particularly common amongst core analysts and bee keepers.

"Gee, drilling all these plugs is really giving me a cigarection"

"These bees are behaving inappropriately, I'm off to satisfy my cigarection"

"I have a boner and a cigarection, I think I can manage to simultaneously smoke and wank while the boss isn't looking"

Cigarection by Ajit_Singh January 15, 2013

Cirection 

If the curvature of an erection exceeds 27°, it is then referred to as a cirection.

1: It's always fun watching an enthusiast attack my cirection.

2: The G-spot cirection is as rare as the unicorn.

Cirection by dr. tapper April 23, 2010

carection 

When a car guy sees a particular kind of automobile he likes, and he gets an erection because of it.

Dude, that '96 Cummins on 37's gave me a carection!

carection by myanacondado June 6, 2016

cigaretting 

Cooler than smoking, but still just as dangerous.

From my 5-year old niece: Why are those girls cigaretting? Don't they know it will turn their lungs black?

cigaretting by happysq January 2, 2007

Cigaration 

The situation that arises toward the end of a night of clubbing, when the last of everyone's cigs are counted out & divided evenly amongst your buds (See Socialism.) until enough change can be gathered for a new pack.

Example: We were running low on smokes as were a few of our friends. I realized we were having a "cigaration" & spread the word for my buddies to pitch in.

Cigaration by Shayla Eaton January 11, 2014

cigerection

When you are aroused by something involving cigarettes, smoking, or even fire. Also can mean something so awesome that it was beyond sexual.

Dude, that show last night was so awesome I got a cigerection.

Ah man, smoking used to give me such a cigerection but now it doesn't really do much.

cigerection by ZildjianMan121 March 10, 2009

cinerection

When a movie is so good cinematically that it gives you an erection

"Dude did you see the new Star Wars last night?"
"Bro..that movie was so good, it gave me a cinerection!"

cinerection by chiefbrodyrules August 14, 2016