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A great person. Kind of dumb, but still funny, You'll need to watch him like he's a child. He's stuck in the mindset of a 7 year old. He's someone you can go to if you wanna get your mind off of stuff. He probably won't be able to help much but he'll try his best. He'll make an effort to talk to you and he'll show that he cares. He's a good friend, but he'll follow you around like a dog
Cietes just being ciete
ciete by Kwauswjss November 20, 2023
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citemare 

Having a hard time finding suitable citations for a document.
Not even Google can find me a good citation, I'm having a citemare.
citemare by Thowe November 27, 2012
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Emil Cete 

a person who has a very shiny, bald head, and is often too enthusiastic in his job.
Famous quotes by Emil Cete include: "if you're screwed you're screwed," If you're good on the a part, just don't fuck up the b part," "RICH GET RICHER, POOR GET POORER," you get the point.
Emil Cete by IndianSand February 15, 2022
a large water storage tank usually filled by roof water run off from rains.
cisterns were usally found at rural farm houses with tin roofs.
cistern by jacus July 27, 2009

Cistern Job

The act of removing the lid off the back of the toilet and planting a stool in the cistern to spite an ememy. The easiest way is for the perpetrator to perch with their feet on the toilet seat and poo directly into the cistern. Often seen as one step further than a 'reverse kanga' or 'crocodile skiddy' as everytime the victim attempts to flush the toilet to rid it of its contents it refills from the cistern with a cruel mix of poo and water. Particularly effective as it is often not noticable straight away as there is no actual poo in the bowl but fills up over time making it hard to find out who did it.
My mother-in-law is such a bitch. I am going to teach her a lesson and perform a revenge cistern job in her toilet.
Cistern Job by fish03 July 14, 2009

Peter Cetera 

A man who will fight for your honor, he fronted Chicago until the mid-'80s. Played a biker gang member pursued by police in 1973's Electra Glide in Blue.
Peter Cetera has an unmistakable voice.
Peter Cetera by Robb H. May 11, 2006
Used to describe something that is hot or high in temperature
Man, it’s mad crete in here
Crete by LionToT December 12, 2019
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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