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rob cantor

yellow tie and guitarist of band tally hall. also i’m not here to say he’s the sexiest tally like the rest of you wtf
rob cantor is my favorite tally hall member
rob cantor by mmmmmmips August 16, 2021
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Eric Cantor 

The current U.S. house majority leader and Eric Cartman's human form. Possibly the most immature douchebag ever to grace the halls of congress. Known for repeatedly interrupting the president during meetings, refusing to even discuss ideas put forth by the other party no matter how valid, and walking out if he can't get his way on everything.

When he couldn't get his cuts passed, decided to play politics with disaster victims by holding their relief funds hostage.

Thinks we should defund the USGS, because we don't really need all those earthquake sensors, do we? Apparently his deity doesn't agree - months after Cantor made those comments, an unprecedented magnitude 6 earthquake centered squarely in Cantor's own congressional district rattled the whole east coast.

Calls the Occupy Wall Street protesters "dangerous mobs pitting Americans against Americans", even though he referred to the Tea Party protests as "fighting on the front lines of a battle for our democracy".
Eric Cantor by coffee_drinker October 17, 2011
The unique form of banter found in the City of London.
"Cracked some fantastic cianter at the Nedders yesterday." - Banker and member of the Ned.
Cianter by Nanter March 3, 2020

Rob Cantor

yellow tie (this suave fellow) writes heterophonic tunes of how love bites
rOB CANTOR being rOB CANTOR as always in his alboom NOT a TRAMPOLINE
Rob Cantor by robber canter November 26, 2022
n. A weatherman that insists on reporting from hurricaine ground zero, mid-blizzard or at the beach when the tsunami hits. (origin - contraction of Cantore and Moron)
Channel 5 has their Cantoron reporting on Hurricane Katrina from downtown New Orleans!

How many Cantorons does the Weather Channel employ?
Cantoron by JandBinAZ February 21, 2011
To leverage the suffering of innocent people for an unreasonable request that would otherwise be unmet. To bargain in bad faith during a time of crisis.
Do you think that our roommate john will help fix the roof this weekend?

He's cantoring for us to fix his car even though the roof will leak without his help. What a jerk.

I know you broke your arm, but I still won't drive you to the hospital for anything less than $10,000.

Don't cantor with me you vile cretin. I need a doctor!
cantor by Tired of this Shit Already September 4, 2011