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The current U.S. house majority leader and Eric Cartman's human form. Possibly the most immature douchebag ever to grace the halls of congress. Known for repeatedly interrupting the president during meetings, refusing to even discuss ideas put forth by the other party no matter how valid, and walking out if he can't get his way on everything.
When he couldn't get his cuts passed, decided to play politics with disaster victims by holding their relief funds hostage.
Thinks we should defund the USGS, because we don't really need all those earthquake sensors, do we? Apparently his deity doesn't agree - months after Cantor made those comments, an unprecedented magnitude 6 earthquake centered squarely in Cantor's own congressional district rattled the whole east coast.
Calls the Occupy Wall Street protesters "dangerous mobs pitting Americans against Americans", even though he referred to the Tea Party protests as "fighting on the front lines of a battle for our democracy".
When he couldn't get his cuts passed, decided to play politics with disaster victims by holding their relief funds hostage.
Thinks we should defund the USGS, because we don't really need all those earthquake sensors, do we? Apparently his deity doesn't agree - months after Cantor made those comments, an unprecedented magnitude 6 earthquake centered squarely in Cantor's own congressional district rattled the whole east coast.
Calls the Occupy Wall Street protesters "dangerous mobs pitting Americans against Americans", even though he referred to the Tea Party protests as "fighting on the front lines of a battle for our democracy".
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Channel 5 has their Cantoron reporting on Hurricane Katrina from downtown New Orleans!
How many Cantorons does the Weather Channel employ?
How many Cantorons does the Weather Channel employ?
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Do you think that our roommate john will help fix the roof this weekend?
He's cantoring for us to fix his car even though the roof will leak without his help. What a jerk.
I know you broke your arm, but I still won't drive you to the hospital for anything less than $10,000.
Don't cantor with me you vile cretin. I need a doctor!
He's cantoring for us to fix his car even though the roof will leak without his help. What a jerk.
I know you broke your arm, but I still won't drive you to the hospital for anything less than $10,000.
Don't cantor with me you vile cretin. I need a doctor!
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