ciantor
A fat cunt with man titties that likes banging chicks in his mum's bedroom and fingering his asshole all whilst listening to Ricky Martin.
ciantor by dilly perdon October 27, 2017
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rob cantor
yellow tie and guitarist of band tally hall. also i’m not here to say he’s the sexiest tally like the rest of you wtf
rob cantor by mmmmmmips August 16, 2021
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Eric Cantor
The current U.S. house majority leader and Eric Cartman's human form. Possibly the most immature douchebag ever to grace the halls of congress. Known for repeatedly interrupting the president during meetings, refusing to even discuss ideas put forth by the other party no matter how valid, and walking out if he can't get his way on everything.
When he couldn't get his cuts passed, decided to play politics with disaster victims by holding their relief funds hostage.
Thinks we should defund the USGS, because we don't really need all those earthquake sensors, do we? Apparently his deity doesn't agree - months after Cantor made those comments, an unprecedented magnitude 6 earthquake centered squarely in Cantor's own congressional district rattled the whole east coast.
Calls the Occupy Wall Street protesters "dangerous mobs pitting Americans against Americans", even though he referred to the Tea Party protests as "fighting on the front lines of a battle for our democracy".
When he couldn't get his cuts passed, decided to play politics with disaster victims by holding their relief funds hostage.
Thinks we should defund the USGS, because we don't really need all those earthquake sensors, do we? Apparently his deity doesn't agree - months after Cantor made those comments, an unprecedented magnitude 6 earthquake centered squarely in Cantor's own congressional district rattled the whole east coast.
Calls the Occupy Wall Street protesters "dangerous mobs pitting Americans against Americans", even though he referred to the Tea Party protests as "fighting on the front lines of a battle for our democracy".
Eric Cantor by coffee_drinker October 17, 2011
Rob Cantor
Rob Cantor by robber canter November 26, 2022
Cantoron
n. A weatherman that insists on reporting from hurricaine ground zero, mid-blizzard or at the beach when the tsunami hits. (origin - contraction of Cantore and Moron)
Channel 5 has their Cantoron reporting on Hurricane Katrina from downtown New Orleans!
How many Cantorons does the Weather Channel employ?
How many Cantorons does the Weather Channel employ?
cantor
To leverage the suffering of innocent people for an unreasonable request that would otherwise be unmet. To bargain in bad faith during a time of crisis.
Do you think that our roommate john will help fix the roof this weekend?
He's cantoring for us to fix his car even though the roof will leak without his help. What a jerk.
I know you broke your arm, but I still won't drive you to the hospital for anything less than $10,000.
Don't cantor with me you vile cretin. I need a doctor!
He's cantoring for us to fix his car even though the roof will leak without his help. What a jerk.
I know you broke your arm, but I still won't drive you to the hospital for anything less than $10,000.
Don't cantor with me you vile cretin. I need a doctor!
cantor by Tired of this Shit Already September 4, 2011
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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