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faux-cialist 

noun, foe-sha-list: Rich college kid who goes dumpster diving and only wears thrift store clothes because he/she thinks it shows solidarity with poor people. Finances frequent cross-country trips to protests that he/she knows nothing about with Daddy's platinum card. Refers to people who show contempt for this lifestyle as capitalist pigs. Misquotes Marx on a regular basis. Is totally lacking in the ability to see the irony in his/her politics.
I am so sick of the wannabe protester, faux-cialist kids in my anthro class, I could scream.
faux-cialist by Kathryn January 18, 2004

Calisthenician 

Someone who has become one with the art of calisthenics.
Person 1: hey man, I can't do a single pull up
Person 2: bro, then you're not a true calisthenician

hipster calisthenics 

That time when you have to do lunges, squats, and knee lifts in your skinny jeans to prevent your pants from cutting off circulation to your legs.
"I think the dryer may have shrunk my Dickie's, I'd better do some hipster calisthenics."
(Noun.) Comes from Greek background and means "most beautiful". Calista is a very rare name, and usually is accompanied by a very rare person. Calista will always know how to brighten up your day. Often they will come with blonde or red hair. Outgoing, smart, weird at times, and very creative. But always beautiful inside and out. Their smiles are contagious. Calistas are known for being great kissers, and having a way with words. If you know a Calista, NEVER let her out of your sight.
"Dang she's amazing"

"Is her name Calista?"
"How did you know?!"
Calista by MysterymaxxX30934 January 11, 2014

Calisthenics 

Strength training based in body control.
"I do calisthenics, I'm a cali-athlete"
"Muscle Ups, Handstands, Planches, L-sit, Human Flags & Levers"
"So strong your workout looks like an optical illusion."
Calisthenics by CalisteniaBrasil April 19, 2022
Calista has blond hair and golden skin. She's pretty, smart, talented and loves music and dance. She's extremely intelligent and loves to learn. She's full of surprises and great with people. Calista is an amazing friend and girlfriend that will always have your back and love you for who you are. She cares most of all about your inner beauty. She can be weird and funny, though very polite and mature for her age, especially with adults. Its a rare Ancient Greek name that means beautiful one and if you find a Calista, don't let her go! She's a very special person.
''Who's that smart and pretty girl over there?''

''That's Calista of course,''
Calista by wadonna June 9, 2018
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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