chutter butter
chutter butter by youaretoni8 April 17, 2010
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Turd Cutter Butter
A gooey and almost paste like substance occurring primarily in the undergarments of men, ranging from nearly clear to khaki in color. Generally smooth and creamy, much like your favorite peanut butter and the result of one’s last meal choices. Sort of a shit lube, if you will. Also, the primary cause of Monkey Butt and skid marks, when left unattended.
Ralph had enjoyed a dinner of knackwürst and sauerkraut Thursday evening. The following morning, having only just arrived at the office, he began regretting his menu selections.
He dropped his keys in the hallway and bent over to grab them. The movement must have helped things along, as the result was a loud, trumpeting, fart that echoed through the hallway. Instantly, he knew something was amiss. His shorts were no longer dry, but they weren’t exactly wet either. The consistency of the fart residue was slightly sticky yet had a rather creamy feeling to it.
Upon inspection, he realized his shorts were clean, but his cheerio needed a good wiping and perhaps a final scraping with a rubber spatula. Yes... Ralph had just unwittingly produced a large batch of Turd Cutter Butter... enough to spread over 2-3 slices of toast.
He dropped his keys in the hallway and bent over to grab them. The movement must have helped things along, as the result was a loud, trumpeting, fart that echoed through the hallway. Instantly, he knew something was amiss. His shorts were no longer dry, but they weren’t exactly wet either. The consistency of the fart residue was slightly sticky yet had a rather creamy feeling to it.
Upon inspection, he realized his shorts were clean, but his cheerio needed a good wiping and perhaps a final scraping with a rubber spatula. Yes... Ralph had just unwittingly produced a large batch of Turd Cutter Butter... enough to spread over 2-3 slices of toast.
Turd Cutter Butter by lipshitz May 15, 2020
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clutter butter
This morning I woke up and started banging my girl and she didn't even have to get wet because there was already clutter butter.
clutter butter by Classiccallahan October 13, 2017
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A plethora of belongings, scattered about a residence in such a way that it is nearly impossible to find the item you were searching for.
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a thong tight enough that if the person wearing it were to poop, the thong would cut the feces into two equal halves.
Man 1 "Daaamn check out the butter cutter on that girl right there!"
Man 2 "Oh snap, its like her butt is wearing a tourniquet!"
Man 2 "Oh snap, its like her butt is wearing a tourniquet!"
Butter Cutter by Smackysmacky December 3, 2009
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you butter the turd cutter before you hit her in the shitter or pump her in the dumper or mow her turd blower
That slut tells me I can do whatever I wanted so I'm gonna butter the turd cutter then meat her bean steamer.
butter the turd cutter by Irving Fryer October 11, 2011
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