church hop 

When a child molesting priest just goes to another church instead of getting punished

James: "My old pastor got caught for molesting some kid and went to New York"
Kyle: "Ah, the ol' church hop"

church hop by TheOlMikeWazoski January 11, 2018

Hop on Salem Church 

A intercourse where you shit on your dick and fuck someones ass.

"Whoz wanna hop on Salem Church?"
"Sure!!"

Hop on Salem Church by pussy nigga balls May 4, 2022

church-hopper 

A church-hopper is an attendant of different churches who avoids church accountability groups because of rejection, embarrassment, hostility, and control.

"Churchian the Zealous is a church-hopper?"

"Yes, it's obvious, he's not churchy!"

church-hopper by timlight July 6, 2009

Church Hopping 

To go from one Church to another Church, experiencing many worshipping services.

To attend more than one Church service and partake in many other Church activities, other than your usual Church.

"Margaret had been Church hopping for three months now. She's Church hopped from Baptist Ministries, to Christian Survivors, Knight Templar’s, Heavens Gate, Peoples Temple and the list just goes on and on."

"Oh well at least she has stayed on the path of Christianity and not Faith Hopped."

Church Hopping by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007

church hopping 

the concept of people leaving one church where they find the doctrine hard to swallow, for another; whose doctrine is more palatable. this was common back when i was a young punk, in the 60's

the smiths were seriously into church hopping

church hopping by michael foolsley December 1, 2009

new hope covenant church

A fucked up place in Oakland CA where people go to become complete tools. The tools cannot see they are tools because they are to busy lying to themselves.

"Are you a free thinker? Lets go to New Hope Covenant Church to fix that."

new hope covenant church by subtype October 4, 2009

Churchophile 

For those “Christian” “Catholic” whatever Jesus-toe-sucking believers that take it way too far. Think of Karen-type christians that try to throw bible verses at you to condemn you for having long hair.

“My friend met a Churchophile today.”
“Oh my god, is she okay?”
“Yeah, just “going to hell” for wearing pants..”
“Well they -were- ugly..”

Churchophile by Achichleos February 2, 2023