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Cuntified my dong 

The act of fucking some random chick or having meaningless sex with someone you don't respect.

"Assified" would be an ass whore who clamps her dumper on any random cock.
I met some whore last night and she cuntified my dong for a while. Then I booted her out of my house.

Kellie is such a slut, she'll assify any dong that swings her way.

crustified dibbs

One of the illest emcees to step out of LI. responsible for such classics such as cunt renaissance , statchy ,50,000 heads & every record label sucks dick
Crustified dibbs was banned from the jive office brought a chick with a two foot vibrator up to rawkus
crustified dibbs by Infected dick January 21, 2007

cutified 

When somebody says something so cute or you see something so cute that you go into a sort of uncontrollable spasm.

Symptoms include loss of speech,facial spasms and large smiles.
May end in long spells of kissing and/or staring.

Like being electrocuted...but....cuter.
(Insert facial spasms and slurred speech here)

"Aaaaaaaah I am so cutified right now!".....Hard....to.....move......need.....air"

(Insert long kiss and staring here)
cutified by ForDanii. November 14, 2011

Chumpified 

An event or person the has been greatly affected by a chump.
The party was going really well until they turned up after that it was totally chumpified.

I was having a pretty good day until I served that customer, now it's chumpified.
Chumpified by The_Game_1981 April 18, 2011

Chuckified 

A piece of equipment that has already been modified by Chuck to allow for successful work to be carried out.
Bob – What did you do to get this working?
Billy Bob – It’s been Chuckified
Bob – What!
Billy Bob – We made a Chuckification to it and its now all good.
Chuckified by R0ger Lew1s July 15, 2018

crustified spunk lips 

a facial feature some unfortunate ladies posess (sometimes fellows) following years and years of spunk bubbling and par-taking in bukkake as a hobby.
shes got a nice pair of tits, shame about the crustified spunk lips