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Cuntified my dong 

The act of fucking some random chick or having meaningless sex with someone you don't respect.

"Assified" would be an ass whore who clamps her dumper on any random cock.
I met some whore last night and she cuntified my dong for a while. Then I booted her out of my house.

Kellie is such a slut, she'll assify any dong that swings her way.

Chumpified 

An event or person the has been greatly affected by a chump.
The party was going really well until they turned up after that it was totally chumpified.

I was having a pretty good day until I served that customer, now it's chumpified.
Chumpified by The_Game_1981 April 18, 2011

Chuckified 

A piece of equipment that has already been modified by Chuck to allow for successful work to be carried out.
Bob – What did you do to get this working?
Billy Bob – It’s been Chuckified
Bob – What!
Billy Bob – We made a Chuckification to it and its now all good.
Chuckified by R0ger Lew1s July 15, 2018

chuntified

a person who has changed to be chunti
That person got chuntified
chuntified by derpityderpherp March 15, 2008

chunkified 

Fat, lumpy, beefy, rotund. The opposite of slim or thin.
Man, Bert, you gotta go easy on those burgers, you gettin' all chunkified and shit.
chunkified by Oprah February 21, 2003

Chinkified 

When one voluntarily or involuntarily becomes extremely chinese or chink culture is evident through them.

This is common when white people start hanging out with asian crowds and go to arcades or internet cafes in highly asian populated areas and start swearing in cantonese or mandarin.
Carl your white, why are you squinting? YOU GOT CHINKIFIED AWWW SHIT!
Chinkified by Retarded Mushroom November 12, 2007
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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