chub rock 

erection, hard-on, stiffy, boner

I gotta big freakin chub rock right now!!!!

chub rock by anonymous April 5, 2004

chubrock 

When you hand craft a stone or rock dildo and super glue it to the tomato mascot outside of Fazoli's and paint it bright pink so that little kids stare at it in envy.

"Look Mom a chubrock. Can I sit on it and you take a picture?"
"No, Billy, maybe when your older"

chubrock by Spanky Lou May 30, 2003

chubrock 

A chubrock is the boner that the tomato mascot outside of Fazoli's gets

"Let's give this Fazoli's tomato a nice chubrock by stealing Andy's Mom's dildo and attatching it to his center portions."

chubrock by andyfellovernet May 24, 2003

spaghetti sauce chubrock 

1: The fusion of a spaghetti sauce dildo attached to the center portions of the Fazoli's tomato mascot.
2: (A crude version)Take a regular chubrock and toss some spaghetti sauce on the flesh colored dildo...bam!, you got yourself a spaghetti sauce chubrock.

"This chubrock could only be topped with a warm serving of spaghetti sauce. Luckily we are here at Fazoli's and have plenty to spare."

spaghetti sauce chubrock by andyfellovernet June 8, 2003