Chris: Don't be such a Chruser.
Nick: You dare saying I have no life?
Chris: Come get me, punk!
Nick: I'll kick your butt, Chruser.
Chris: Newb.
Nick: j00h lam0r
Chris: Saunter off to wretchedness, insolent fool!
Chusmeria are the details of gossip but more specifically the subject matter that someone uses to "talk shit" about someone else, usually an enemy but more often a frenemy (friend enemy).
"Yesterday I hung out with that bitch and she was talking a ton of chusmeria about you."
Chrismerly is an beautiful and Nice person. She can be really confident in herself but could be very shy. When you first meet a Chrismerly she could look very intimidating and scary but once you get the chance to talk to her she’ll make you cry laughing . Chrismerly Also have a really good sense of humor. If you wanna talk about a Chrismerly then your gonna have to talk to her in her face causes she will but you in your place before you can breath. If you simply annoy a Chrismerly then she will but you in your place and scare you to death. Chrismerlys are usually honest with you at all times. Chrismerlys usually are really pretty and smart. Don’t talk shit behind their back either cause it’s hard to become friends with a Chrismerly
Friend: how do I look Chrismerly
Chrismerly: tbh your hair and stuff looks good but your outfit if shit