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Chronicological 

When things are not only put in order of time, but are also perfectly rational.
I've given you a full chronicological list of what I did - what more do you want?
Chronicological by db27 July 20, 2011
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Chronicological Order

The way things happen when you're stoned.
So we got the nugs, got back to my place and realized that we were all retarded and we had no lighter, so we turned on the stove and put a tissue on it, but as we were smoking Little Jimmy burned his finger and dropped it into a garbage can full of gasoline, and the house burned down, and thats what happened in Chronicological Order.
Chronicological Order by jellytin December 4, 2010

chroniclogical 

The way and rate at which time passes while under the influence of Marijuana.
After pounding a few beers and smoking a bowl of some fine kush, Johnny found himself feeling as if hours had passed, only to look down at his phone and see only 5 minutes had gone by. Time was passing by so chroniclogically from his perspective.
chroniclogical by DJSciurus September 23, 2009

Chronological Liam 

A man who will haunt your dreams at night. He often spends his days thinking about Chiam Blaster, and showing up in places you’d least expect.
Man- “I dreamt about Chronological Liam last night.”
Other man- “Was he talking about Chiam Blaster?”
Original man- “No, he was showing up in places you’d least expect.”
Chronological Liam by Banke February 22, 2020

Chronological Respect

A younger person having respect for an older person that might know more than they do simply by the realization that the older person has been on the planet longer than they have. ... Keep up with me kiddies... Respect for your elders. 'nuff said.
The boy needs to learn some chronological respect.

Chronologically Stalking

When someone is obsessed with a famous person / actor /actress and stalks them through out the internet by watching all their works from start to end and knowing even the most minute details they themselves were not aware of . watching every movie or tv they starred in even if they came just for few frames in the movie.
Oh god she and her unholy obsession with that actor. if for anyone to know where she has been for the past 2 weeks. well she has been Chronologically Stalking that dude, and bloody hell won't stop talking about him.
Chronologically Stalking by str__fckr November 30, 2019

Chronilogical 

How time seems to go by for the very young and for the elderly
Grandma's chronilogical sense is variable.
Chronilogical by jayjade October 1, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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