chronic masturbater
im a chronic masturbater. i love to jack off. i can jack off and listen to my favorite music at the same time. "Wu tang clan aint nothin to mess with"
chronic masturbater by hgfhs August 12, 2005
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chronic live masturbater
a chronic live masturbater is someone who plays xbox live or playstaion live alll day. they occasionally get out of there parents basments to go to the bathroom and eat. And when there not playing which is about 20 min a day there are masturbating to the thought of it. it is a very bad diseas and right now there is no cure.
oh my god i just got a nuke i have to take a 20 min brake to beat my meat to the thought of that nuke i just got...oh my god...tht feels so GOOODDD!!!! i am such a chronic live masturbater
chronic live masturbater by Joediesel72 March 3, 2010
chronic masturbator
Friend: Bro! did you hear that Johnny filled up a 2 little jar with cum.
you: ya I heard he is a chronic masturbator 1
you: ya I heard he is a chronic masturbator 1
chronic masturbator by MexicanPog November 16, 2020
chronic masturbator
Someone wh masturbates all the time. they're probably addicted to it. doesn't necessarily have to
be a male, despite popular belief
be a male, despite popular belief
"dylan what the fuck you doing in there"
"nothin..*thinks they're gone, violently faps*"
"dylan youre a fuckin chronic masturbator"
"nothin..*thinks they're gone, violently faps*"
"dylan youre a fuckin chronic masturbator"
chronic masturbator by long bong silvers October 29, 2018
chronic masturbator
Mother: *knocks on door* Billy, what are you doing in there?
Billy: uhhh... NOTHING.
Mother: Dammit Billy, you're a chronic masturbator just like your father.
Billy: uhhh... NOTHING.
Mother: Dammit Billy, you're a chronic masturbator just like your father.
chronic masturbator by sir gibsalot December 9, 2008
Chronic Masturbatory Syndrome
Chronic Masturbatory Syndrome is an affliction given to any person, male or female, normally around puberty, adulthood, and even in old age.
The telltale signs of Chronic Masturbatory Syndrome, or CMS, is very clear. The afflicted person may seem fidgety at points, and express their sexual fantasies.
Then comes the time when they masturbate. A lot.
We're talking 3 to 9 times a day.
This will happen at random times, and can pop up at any time.
They'll look at the most depraved porn just to get off.
This is a condition affecting many, and there is no known cure.
The telltale signs of Chronic Masturbatory Syndrome, or CMS, is very clear. The afflicted person may seem fidgety at points, and express their sexual fantasies.
Then comes the time when they masturbate. A lot.
We're talking 3 to 9 times a day.
This will happen at random times, and can pop up at any time.
They'll look at the most depraved porn just to get off.
This is a condition affecting many, and there is no known cure.
"Hey dude, are you feeling okay?"
"Man, I got a bad case of CMS."
"Chronic Masturbatory Syndrome? I'll get the tissue paper."
"Man, I got a bad case of CMS."
"Chronic Masturbatory Syndrome? I'll get the tissue paper."
Chronic Masturbatory Syndrome by ShantyMan69t February 12, 2013
chronic masterbater
steph: he had a patient who was a chronic masterbater and he jacked off more than 7 times a day
luke: oh really ..
luke: oh really ..
chronic masterbater by heyboo January 15, 2009
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