christophern 

A Sap king, he loves his job,
He even earned his new name BOB
A Pip lover, some Beyonce too,
My good mate Chris, he’s my number one bru!

To describe him as a square is really unfair,
The two things just do not compare,
A day with him is a real treat,
Even if most the time he’s like a dog in heat!

Cracks me up laughing for most of the day,
Until that is, his opinions get in the way!
He is my mountain, he is the sea,
Thankfully the funny man sits next to me!

He's a real Christophern...meaning great friend!

christophern by Lulu_parkes January 11, 2009

Christopher Columbus

An Italian explorer who rediscovered a continent that most Europeans at the time had no previous knowledge of, and whose voyages set off further exploration and colonization of this "New World," resulting in his being credited for its discovery.

Things CAN be discovered more than once. In general, people in Europe didn't know about the Americas before Columbus' voyages, and the resulting colonization means that most of the people living in the Americas today are at least partially descended from Europeans. No one alive today who says that Columbus discovered America actually thinks the land was uninhabited when he found it. The proper understanding is that, from a eurocentric point of view, Christopher Columbus discovered America, which is true.

Christopher Columbus by Ima Linguist September 28, 2020

Christopher Columbus

An italian admiral famous for having discovered the Salvador islands in october 1492. He reached his destination after over 70 days of navigation, and erroneously thought he landed in the eatern Indies, hence the term "Western Indies" to refer to America (which takes the name after another famous italian explorer, Amerigo Vespucci) and the use of "Indian" to refer to north american natives. Recently the image of Columbus was defiled by left leaning political agendas that labeled him as a murderous power hungry invader, yet despite this people always forget that without him the modern geopolitical landscape of the New World woudn't exist, including the USA. He was a great man who had the balls to venture through uncharted waters with the ever looming risk to never come back, and he deserves every bit of respect one could possibly give. Also despite Leif Eriksson having discovered modern Terranova 200 years earlier, he never created trade routes nor permanent colonies and thus his contribution to exploration can be considered negligible compared to Columbus.

Christopher Columbus' statue was recently defiled by a bunch of brainwashed rich college boys with guilt complexes

Christopher Columbus by sepia_officinalis April 16, 2021

christopher bang 

Christopher Bang
1. The Boy who loves everything and everyone, the boy that deserves the world
2. The one I love
Similar;
Best Leader, Perfection, Love, flirty, cute, hot, lovely, angel, angelic, every good property a human can own
Opposite;
Anything bad

1: Do you believe in Perfection?
2: Of Course I know Christopher Bang!

christopher bang by Cxtty December 14, 2019

Christopher Shaw 

A animated character who the episode interactive community all swoon for. Christopher shaw was created by the holy lord of episode... aka Violet. Christopher is a gorgeous masterpiece made up of olive skin, defined triangle face carved from the gods above, sexy short cropped black hair, straight bold eyebrows, cute button nose, delicious unveven lips that you want to kiss, and lastly, green roung piercing eyes that oddly only ever look good on christopher and no other episode character. In conclusion, it is best to say that christopher shaw rules out every episode character ever made by the episode community. Thanks to violet, we have this lovely specimen to look forward too.

Girl 1: Hey, have you read the new episode of the shaw brothers?
Girl 2: Yes, I did. I enjoyed the lovely view of Christopher shaw.

Christopher Shaw by christopher lover 101 July 8, 2019

National Christopher Day 

Celebrated on April 20th. A day recognizing Christopher's around the world. On this day, it is customary to give a Christopher in your life a Star Wars Lego set.

I wish I knew less Christopher's, National Christopher Day is going to bankrupt me.

National Christopher Day by Real_NoobToob May 6, 2020

Christopher Bangnaldo 

Christopher Bangnaldo, also known as Bang Chan is a beautiful man. But we need to remember one thing: Chan is always watching. He is our dad, but he is also Santa Claus. He watches out twitter, be careful what you tweet. He has a stan twitter and thinks no one knows, but in reality, we all know he has one. I haven't told you exactly who he is yet have I? He is the leader of the infamous, STRAY KIDS.

Stan Christopher Bangnaldo

Christopher Bangnaldo by lixie_love May 12, 2020