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christoons

Fundamental Christians. They are the ones who deny evolution, gravity (now called intelligent falling by them), and believe life is no older than 10,000 years old. Also called Penelopes.
Christoons are about as loony as the Loony Toons.
by Team B.C. March 24, 2010
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chriswoodsexual

Been attracted to the hottest man alive, know as Chris wood. Many chriswoodsexuals would pay to let him run them over.
Hey what’s you sexuality.

Chriswoodsexual
by Chriswood January 1, 2021
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Christians - Nothing, Lions - Everything

And the final score is Christians - Nothing, Lions - Everything. This is a saying by those who supported a noble lost cause.
And the final score is Christians - nothing, Lions - Everything.
by I, Wreckerrr November 5, 2020
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Christon

Christon is a guy who you swear you've seen somewhere before. maybe while passing in a train, or at the mall, or in your dreams. he has the most amazing eyes which draw you in and hold you for an eternity. he loves nature and has a passion for music, writing, skiing, swimming and adores pets. his gorgeousness is incomparable to any other person you've met. an amazingly lovable person.
girl 1:i swear i've seen Christon before somewhere! i wonder where
girl 2: nah, can't be... there's no one a stunning as him. you would have remembered the exact date, time, second, moment you saw him! he's unforgettable
by nobbyknees July 7, 2010
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christyonna

(Christyonna)

An amazing girl who always try’s to find herself someone loyal that will treat her perfect. She is super nice and takes care of people.
Hello, Christyonna. You are super pretty today.
by Oof#1 May 17, 2018
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Christos

A really sweet and loving guy. Very thoughtful, will always care for you. His eyes are the most beautiful thing in the world. He will never hurt you, will always try to make you at peace. He's really calm, and loves to stay in and just have a romantic day/night. Really likes kisses and hugs.

If you find a Christos, marry him.
That guy is such a Christos!
by KiaraAnon November 8, 2019
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Christofascist

Christian religious extremist. Often a person who believes in forcing a right-wing Christian agenda on the rest of the world. Also known as a 'fundamentalist' or more recently 'evangelical'.

Since many Christofascists bristle at the term 'fundamentalist' there has been a movement to get the media to refer to them as 'evangelicals.' However the term 'evangelical' is a misleading one as many Christian sects are evangelical in nature and not all evangelical Christians have such extremem views or political agendas. Christofascist is a more descriptive term for these right-wing extremists.
James Dobson's Focus on the Family is a Christofascist hate group bent on banning abortion and opressing homosexuals.
by damncutekitty January 24, 2005
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