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A big Greek guy that will fuck any girl he wants
He is nice and charming but will Greek slap the shit out of u if u piss him off. And has a dick the size mount Olympus or the size of a god
Jim:did u hear about that guy who gets all the girls to give him head and who splashed Bob
Tom:yh ik him that is Christos he is baitface still
Jim:ali he has a big ass tho
Christos by Yeheheuee February 23, 2019
A common Greek name which literally means "Jesus". Christos is a very good person and is above all others. Everyone should bow down to the Mighty Lord Christos and must adhere to his commands at all times. No one shall question his judgement and all that do will be punished in the fiery depths of hell.
He also has a 9 incher.
Person 1 - "Hey, you seen Christos around?"
Person 2 - "Sh. You can't talk about Him in that way. You must say "Is the Almighty Lord Christos Here?""
Person 1 - "Sorry."
Christos by ChristoGR May 7, 2019
Also commonly known as The Greek, The Great, Bum Fucker,greek god or Crazy son of a bitch. Loves to party, loves big fat greek parties, loves women, makes love to women, women love christos. Kind, sympathetic, and always knows wut not to say, christos charms not only women, but other forms of life. Is very inviting and loves sports, soccer is the best cuz god put it in the commandments in fine print at the bottom. Also on the same level wit an Enzo, Christo and Enzo will rise one day to build an empire, one where everyone can be as great them.
Ey, Christos don hurt me plz, i love greeks
Ey,Christos, u noe my friend Jim? hes greek
Don pull a Christos, ur ass will be sore in the mornin (insert signature Christos laugh here)
christos by chris February 1, 2005
Christos is greek for Christ. However the main definition of Christos is a person in the game of Kings of Chaos who has been know to persuade many and is a prime example of perfection. Christos is very similar to the actual Christ in that he is a rebel and is leading people on the path to power and greatness.
Christos by Christos February 1, 2005
A thicc boi. Usually of Greek origin and is packing some phat dick sucking lips. DSL
Guy 1 : Damn that guy has some fat lips
Guy 2 : Must be a Christos
Christos by BIGMITTY October 29, 2018
Christos is a Greek name for Jesus. The name has its roots in the ancient greeks. Its a sign of freedom and rebirth, Spartans choose to name their kids after Jesus Christos

He is the most attractive male in the world, He has a big dick and is the definition of amazing, I could go on and on of how amazingly good looking Christos is. He is really popular amongst the girls and has his whole life had really good looking girlfriends

His specialty is beating up those who are from Marrocco as the ancient greeks.
Christos is a true G
Christos by cos cash December 11, 2019