christanson 

the best last name ever and dont mess with then or they will hit you with a water bottle

''christansons are the best

christanson by D1yapper_1227 November 25, 2024

Christensen 

Christensen is creative, handsome and will put you under his spell. Once you got to know him, it's impossible not to think about him and his twinkling dark eyes which take you to galaxies far far away... He is thoughtful and considerate, thinks way ahead of things and plans the best surprises for the one he loves. If you're the luckiest girl in the world, he will smile at you, talk to you or even take you out to a museum. He might be shy to open up at first, but once he trusts you, you can be sure that he will always be your partner in crime. A Christensen appears once in a blue moon, and if he does, you better hold onto him because chances are he is the most precious thing existing on this planet and beyond. He is the man of your dreams, the lover Taylor Swift sings about and the only one you will ever love again. You'll daydream about him when he's not ard and prolly never be able to heal from the void he leaves in your heart if you ever happen to have to part from him. If your lucky enough to call him your boyfriend, you'll be couplegoals and never get over how cute af he is.

Friend: Hey, gurl, you listening?
You: Uhm, sry, I was thinking about Christensen...how is he so perfect?

You: * stupidly smiling at your phone *
Friend: Awwwww...another message from Christensen?

Christensen by hunnu November 21, 2019

Andreas Christensen 

The best centre back in the world and future captain of Chelsea FC. Often underrated by the same people who hype up van Dijk as the best of all time. Doesn't have as much credit as the other academy grads, due to Chelsea fans being xenophobic and preferring the English lads.

Person 1: Andreas Christensen is trash man, Chelsea should let him go.

Person 2: What? He's so underrated! Did you see his 2021 campaign?! He's the best CB in the world.

Andreas Christensen by Elano_LCHM January 11, 2022

Logan Christensen 

To be magnificent, bee's knee's.

My your a logan christensen lately!

Logan Christensen by LC2224 March 23, 2011

hayden christensen

1.the hottest, sweetest, most generous person alive and a person i know who's 100% heterosexual ;)

2.the definition of absolute hottness and sexiness

that guy is loke,totally hayden!

hayden christensen by UnKnown~ April 8, 2005

hayden christensen

A gorgeous and amazing actor who played the difficult character of Anakin Skywalker in Star Wars 2 and 3.
Despite some stupid so called 'fans' of Star Wars,opinions of his acting, and how he shouldn't have the part, he managed to knock out like 400 other actors, despite being hardly known. Real star wars fans understand that he's perfect, because George Lucas chose him, and Lucas knows exactly what he wanted!
He's a really nice guy too. Starred in other movies such as Life as a House and Shattered Glass.

Fan 1:Woah, have you seen Star Wars?
Fan 2:Yeah Hayden Christensen is totally the best ever!

hayden christensen by Jedi Master Luna January 21, 2006

Christinsanity 

The act of using Jesus to justify any idiotic political ideal.

"The Tea Party is raising Christinsanity to new heights."

Christinsanity by Brion'smymini-me September 22, 2011