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christner

brutally honest, dog lover, does not approve of self definition
That guy is such a Christner
by pseudonymplease July 23, 2015
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Chrinter

The start of winter and the Christmas period.
Are you looking forward to Chrinter my lovely? Oh yes, I've got all my Chrinter shopping sorted.

'Chrinter is coming'
by thechrinterelf October 24, 2019
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Chripster

a portmanteau of the words "Christian" and "hipster", which defines an emerging group of young (typically middle-class white) adults particularly in America but also Europe who identify with the Christian spirituality, but tend to hang out in coffee shops, listen Bon Iver, and read Russian literature.
"Wow, Jude takes a lot Instagram pictures while reading religious text. That man must be a Chripster!"

"All those Chripsters at Harvard Seminary are such coffee snobs! Every time I walk into a class with a Starbucks cup, they all scowl at me incredulously."
by Red Couch August 17, 2011
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Christardation

"He Has a Very Serious Case of Christardation"

"He Suffers from Christardation"
by Atheist(topix) January 18, 2010
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Christcels

Niggas who concoct some bullshit crossed between Christianity and White supremacy except Yahweh takes precedence and so based non-White Christians are more important than White non-Christians
Christcels: Christianity is the White man’s religion! Also, I’d rather live in a non-White Christian Europe than a disgusting White secular one.
by Dripstein February 16, 2022
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Christler

A late model sedan driven by Church Ladies usually about one thousand miles per year, thus a 20 year old Christler will have 20,000 miles. Although rarely maintained, they continue to run indefinitely by the Grace of God.
Just before the service Aunt Hazel rolled up in her Christler and Karl was nice enough to dock it so she could be seated in time.
by KlawzVengeance April 19, 2012
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Jesus Christburger

Extreme confusion or happiness beyond normal words
Jesus Christburger you guys, i have glitter on my dick
by Smokahontus January 3, 2011
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