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Christler 

A late model sedan driven by Church Ladies usually about one thousand miles per year, thus a 20 year old Christler will have 20,000 miles. Although rarely maintained, they continue to run indefinitely by the Grace of God.
Just before the service Aunt Hazel rolled up in her Christler and Karl was nice enough to dock it so she could be seated in time.
Christler by KlawzVengeance April 19, 2012
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CHRISTLER MOTORS OF CATEXAS 

A democratic orchestrated bailout of CHRYSLER MOTORS that led to a pathetic GOVERNMENT EXPERIMENT to find a new CORPORATE GURU in the TRANSPORTATION industry for the troubled US GOVERNMENT and peeling support for pure PARSIMONIUS CAPITALISM.
Hey ELON REEVE MUSK wants to stop GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIES and many agree with him but the problem is TESLA MOTORS AND SPACE X are the CHRISTLER MOTORS OF CATEXAS that it's very existence of " as CHARLIE SAYS" , "massive excesses" depended on per item manufactured " government subsidy handouts and MOUNTED SCREWS from NASA (TAGALOG) formerly was called " corporate welfare " BUTT TODAY , you might call it " CORPORATE CANCER FAVORTISM".

Merry Christler

The vine way of saying merry christmas in order to portray a funny character
-Happy holidays!
-Merry Christler...
-Oh hahah you always make me laugh.
Merry Christler by yeyewowow October 10, 2019

Happy Christler 

A celebration of Christmas or Christler to nonreligious people.
Happy Christler Ian, Gianna is always correct do not fuck around with me, I win, stfu😁

Chrinter 

The start of winter and the Christmas period.
Are you looking forward to Chrinter my lovely? Oh yes, I've got all my Chrinter shopping sorted.

'Chrinter is coming'
Chrinter by thechrinterelf October 24, 2019

Chripster 

a portmanteau of the words "Christian" and "hipster", which defines an emerging group of young (typically middle-class white) adults particularly in America but also Europe who identify with the Christian spirituality, but tend to hang out in coffee shops, listen Bon Iver, and read Russian literature.
"Wow, Jude takes a lot Instagram pictures while reading religious text. That man must be a Chripster!"

"All those Chripsters at Harvard Seminary are such coffee snobs! Every time I walk into a class with a Starbucks cup, they all scowl at me incredulously."
Chripster by Red Couch August 17, 2011

Christardation 

"He Has a Very Serious Case of Christardation"

"He Suffers from Christardation"
Christardation by Atheist(topix) January 18, 2010