christmas pie

When a partner stuffs a female cavity with an aromatic blend of holiday herbs such as cloves, frankincense and mrryh before going down on them.

Meet under the mistletoe and I’ll treat you to a slice of Christmas pie later.

by Rudolphtheblue November 25, 2017

Wisconsin Christmas Pie

When a man fills up a woman's vagina, or anus with jizz, he pulls out and throws red and green glitter onto the filled orifice; then the either farts or queefs out the viscous white fluid and glitter mixture onto the man's face. Giving him a Christmasy/Snowy appearance pie to the face. Thus giving him a Wisconsin Christmas Pie.

Man, I took Carol to pound town. She totally gave me a Wisconsin Christmas Pie!!

by DirtyPieDiver December 31, 2025

Christian-Pierre

Sexiest guy to ever walk this planet. *Drops Mic and walks off*

(Guy) Person: "Bro, you already looking like Christian Pierre"
(Girl) Person: "That guy looks hot as Christian-Pierre"

by ImOnShrooms November 13, 2016

christmasplex

A psychological complex by which a person becomes overwhelmed by the holiday season.

Traveling home in busy airports give me a christmasplex.

Fuck it, I'm not going home this Christmas. I get a christmasplex when I'm around my parents for too long.

by dqbhere November 18, 2013

.christmaspipes

She is a piper fan page and She is the kindest fp ever she helps home less ppl and she helps everyone and

Her tiktok is .christmaspipes u can tell her hi and she will reply something sweet with these hearts <333

by Umaytoo December 26, 2021

Christmasplex

1. The secular commercialist monster the holiday season has become, spanning of no less than two months, starting November 1 and ending once Target has sold out of 75%-off bullshit chachkies.

2. Christmas.

"I bought you this beautiful Christmasplex ornament shaped like ye olde holy Dollar."

"Merrrrrry Christmasplex, kiddywinks!"

by Eliphas Phatt December 26, 2013