Christ fucker

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Someone who uses religion for alternative means. To achieve an alternate goal outside of the religions prescribed motives.

That car salesman is just wearing a crucifix because he wants to get all the old-ladies to by from him. What a Christ fucker!

George Bush is a Christ fucker.

Christ fucker by Shming80 January 24, 2011

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christ fucker

Someone that fucks you just when you're being Christ-like in your coolness towards them, or just some funny shit to spew.

Yo, ass-face, I just gave you that move back, how can you checkmate me? Christ fucker!

christ fucker by SvenTwelve May 23, 2008

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Christfucker

In its simplest form, Christfucker is a derogatory term for Christians. This can be used for any denomination of Christianity.

"That guy is a Christfucker." "Christian music is for Christfuckers."

Christfucker by Kacen September 10, 2006

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Christfucker

A person who fucks only those of the Christian Denomination.

Guy 1: Dude, why is that is you are such a christfucker?
Guy 2: Because they love anal!!!!

Christfucker by JW6854 November 13, 2007

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Christcuckery

The tendency of Christians to infight over meaningless bullshit.

"Now Arius is saying the Father is superior to the Son"
"Great, more christcuckery"

Christcuckery by fuck you April 16, 2022

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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