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Christ fucker 

Someone who uses religion for alternative means. To achieve an alternate goal outside of the religions prescribed motives.
That car salesman is just wearing a crucifix because he wants to get all the old-ladies to by from him. What a Christ fucker!

George Bush is a Christ fucker.
Christ fucker by Shming80 January 24, 2011
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christ fucker 

Someone that fucks you just when you're being Christ-like in your coolness towards them, or just some funny shit to spew.
Yo, ass-face, I just gave you that move back, how can you checkmate me? Christ fucker!
christ fucker by SvenTwelve May 23, 2008

Christfucker 

In its simplest form, Christfucker is a derogatory term for Christians. This can be used for any denomination of Christianity.
"That guy is a Christfucker." "Christian music is for Christfuckers."
Christfucker by Kacen September 10, 2006

Christfucker 

A person who fucks only those of the Christian Denomination.
Guy 1: Dude, why is that is you are such a christfucker?
Guy 2: Because they love anal!!!!
Christfucker by JW6854 November 13, 2007

Christcuckery 

The tendency of Christians to infight over meaningless bullshit.
"Now Arius is saying the Father is superior to the Son"
"Great, more christcuckery"
Christcuckery by fuck you April 16, 2022
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