chris tucker

champion, appeared in movies such as rush hour 1 and 2.. the dance he does in rush hour 1 after he shoots the boot full of explosives is pure genius!

yo, im gonna need one of those ear peice things immediatly

by ian March 31, 2005

chris tucker

One of the four black comedians of the Apocalypse,along with Chris Rock,Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence. They will bring an end to the world by causing people to laugh in incredible amounts. Can be seen in movies Rush Hour 1,2 , Fifth Element , Friday , and so on.

"Rush Hour"

Chris Tucker :"Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?!"
J.Chan:"Ofcourse i don't!"

by Vladimir Vojvodic March 6, 2006

chris tucker

He was Smokey on the first 'Friday' movie!

And you know this...maaaaan!!! - Chris Tucker aka Smokey

by BooBooHead March 9, 2006

chris tucker

Jackie Chan's bitch.

Guy1: "Look at that black guy getting bossed around by that asian dude."

Guy2: "What a Chris Tucker!"

by vhvjky June 14, 2010

chris tucker

The annoying, non-funny, and cheaper Chris Rock body double.

Meh, Chris Rock costs too much...let's go with Chris Tucker instead!

by Senator Assface August 6, 2006

The Chris Tucker

When preparing for a money shot you tell the girl to get on her knees, close her eyes and open her mouth. After she does this you ram your finger down your throat and vomit all over her and into her mouth.

What The Fuck does this have to do with The Chris Tucker?

by Shoopdawhoop6969 May 16, 2008

Chris Tucker

When a man pulls his scrotum and testicles between his legs so they are facing his back side, located right below the anus, and a man or woman kicks him in his testicles as hard as possible.

My girlfriend was angry with me for not texting her back, so she made me bend over and gave me a good Chris Tucker.

by Riodo May 31, 2013