chrissowed 

To be mercilessly robbed, in an enjoyable way, over and over again.

'Where is he, he said he was 5 mins away'
'When was that?'
'5 hours ago!!!'
"Dang, I got Chrissowed again !!!!1!"

chrissowed by norty & natasha August 27, 2019

Chrissed

/Chris - ed/
verb
-The act of calling out of work due to being hungover or a false illness.
-Just being entirely to drunk for no apparent reason at all.
- Being to drunk to contribute or pay for your own bar tab.

After three round of shots the whole table was Chrissed.

Chrissed by Dem Gainz December 3, 2018

Chrissed Off 

To be angry when your names is Chris

Chris was Chrissed Off at Jack and Connor for leaving dishes and peanuts on their bedroom floor.

Chrissed Off by Smelly mellly March 2, 2022

chrissied 

Chrissied- party girl type of drunk, dancing on tables, make-up smeared, raspy voiced, telling strangers personal stories, found the next day asleep outside Jack in the Box with taco wrappers littering the floor, the hottest type of mess.

Im getting chrissied tonight", "damn that girls getting chrissied", "I was way to chrissied to go to work the next day

chrissied by billybailey October 17, 2010

Chrissed

To fornicate with a womens breasts on the first date.

Dude, I totally Chrissed that bitch.

Chrissed by Raymone April 1, 2008

ChrisStoked 

The act of getting bum diddled by Eva Wall and her father Alan wall

"My nigga Sean Jackson got ChrisStoked.Poor bastard"

ChrisStoked by MYbruddah January 23, 2021