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/Chris - ed/
verb
-The act of calling out of work due to being hungover or a false illness.
-Just being entirely to drunk for no apparent reason at all.
- Being to drunk to contribute or pay for your own bar tab.
After three round of shots the whole table was Chrissed.
Chrissed by Dem Gainz December 3, 2018
Words you can keep
To fornicate with a womens breasts on the first date.
Dude, I totally Chrissed that bitch.
Chrissed by Raymone April 1, 2008
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Chrissed Off 

To be angry when your names is Chris
Chris was Chrissed Off at Jack and Connor for leaving dishes and peanuts on their bedroom floor.
Chrissed Off by Smelly mellly March 2, 2022

chrisselle 

shes a beautiful girl with an intense personality and has a big butt. Attractive and cunning doubt but quite fun to have around. You will find that she isn`t boring and has a lit attitude so be careful of your words around her.
There`s Chrisselle, vibrant as ever i see.
chrisselle by lshgar November 26, 2017
Another word for getting drunk (like pissed)
Yo Man, Gettin Chissed Tonight?
chissed by Luko Abel November 1, 2005
a person who is going to grow up and take over the world. A serious asshole if you mess with her, but kind at the same time. Has super vampire powers, and loves everyone. She is as awesome as hell.
chrisse is awesome
chrisse is the bomb
Chrisse by 122183579326 March 23, 2011

Chrissexual 

A sexual orientation, characterized by the potential for aesthetic attraction, romantic love, or sexual desire towards Chris.
Yeah I'm totally a Chrissexual.
Chrissexual by Jdizzle1986 January 17, 2011
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scruples; to have manners;

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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

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