chranal 

Christmas anal.

Man, Mary gave me some DAMN good chranal!

chranal by Cum Dunumb October 12, 2016

cranalanalitis 

Derives from the words cranium, meaning 'head', and anus, meaning 'ass'.

A possibly genetically inherited and chronic mental(/physical) disorder, in which one's head becomes so far up their ass, it leads to delusional thinking and insistence that they are always right, regardless of their friend's/family's input on their life decisions, when in fact a normally sane person or former case may interpret their actions/statements/beliefs (of their such actions) as, in fact, retarded.

Man: "Yeah, she left me, took the kids, took up drinking and anorexia, saying I'm the reason she's depressed, turned bisexual, and is still seeing another woman, and she told me to leave, saying she doesn't want me 'to put a bad influence on her kids'"

Friend: "Wow thats a serious case of cranalanalitis"

Man: "Tell me about it..."

cranalanalitis by boardercrosser January 15, 2008

chronald Mcdonald 

Adj. A blend of marijuana that contains a very high potency of THC. Found usually in the southern regions of California and Amsterdam.

Guy1: yo man, you got any herb?
Guy2: all I got left is some of the chronald Mcdonald.

chronald Mcdonald by The hamburglar September 8, 2007

cranal 

a person with their head up their ass; cranium + anal = cranal

man, your teacher is cranal

cranal by sarah September 17, 2003

chanal 

To cheekily have anal with somebody

oh my god you just had chanal didn't you!!

chanal by Anal Goddess April 1, 2011

Cranal 

Wanting crazy anal sex. Desiring anal sex performed in any way other than what society would consider normal.

That bitch wanted me to put a clarinet in her ass! She's cranal!

Cranal by Hbeachbum January 6, 2022

chanal 

The activity of eating chicken followed by anal sex.

I'm going home for some chanal

chanal by DHT22 May 7, 2011