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cranalanalitis 

Derives from the words cranium, meaning 'head', and anus, meaning 'ass'.

A possibly genetically inherited and chronic mental(/physical) disorder, in which one's head becomes so far up their ass, it leads to delusional thinking and insistence that they are always right, regardless of their friend's/family's input on their life decisions, when in fact a normally sane person or former case may interpret their actions/statements/beliefs (of their such actions) as, in fact, retarded.
Man: "Yeah, she left me, took the kids, took up drinking and anorexia, saying I'm the reason she's depressed, turned bisexual, and is still seeing another woman, and she told me to leave, saying she doesn't want me 'to put a bad influence on her kids'"

Friend: "Wow thats a serious case of cranalanalitis"

Man: "Tell me about it..."
cranalanalitis by boardercrosser January 15, 2008
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chronald Mcdonald 

Adj. A blend of marijuana that contains a very high potency of THC. Found usually in the southern regions of California and Amsterdam.
Guy1: yo man, you got any herb?
Guy2: all I got left is some of the chronald Mcdonald.
chronald Mcdonald by The hamburglar September 8, 2007
a person with their head up their ass; cranium + anal = cranal
man, your teacher is cranal
cranal by sarah September 17, 2003
To cheekily have anal with somebody
oh my god you just had chanal didn't you!!
chanal by Anal Goddess April 1, 2011
Wanting crazy anal sex. Desiring anal sex performed in any way other than what society would consider normal.
That bitch wanted me to put a clarinet in her ass! She's cranal!
Cranal by Hbeachbum January 6, 2022
I'm going home for some chanal
chanal by DHT22 May 7, 2011