A device used to measure the amount of trauma or rippage inflicted to the
choda (or taint) resulting from the forced intrusion of an object into a
person's rectal cavity. The Chodameter measures the level of torn tissue or CPI (carnage per inch) to the
choda.
The
doctor used a Chodameter to measure the amount of torn tissue that the
victim sustained after having an angry
husband's foot forced into his anal cavity.