chorido

A woman who is thirsty for dick.

That Mexican girl got the chorido for the soccer player Cristian Ronaldo. I bet that girl can suck him dry!

by Johnny Joe Blow August 9, 2019

eating chorizo

Fellating an Hispanic. Usually applied in a derogatory manner to non-Hispanic males in prison who seek favor with Hispanic gang members by performing sexual favors in exchange for drugs or protection.

Yo, you hear that punk ass bitch Jamal was over eating Chorizo last night cuz he heard he was gonna get jumped by the AB?

by Alec Yerklitt December 1, 2009

Chorizorian

A specific penivore. One who prefers penis of the latino/mexicano race.
Chorizo is a mexican sausage link, it is also a slang word for penis.

-Billybob (the white guy): Do you think your friend Liz would possibly let me hit that?

-Amanda: Sorry dude, you stand no chance. Liz is strictly chorizorian.

by Amanda_luvgdes November 4, 2011

Sancho Con El Chorizon

Sancho Con El Chorizon is Jesus M. That ballsy fucker. Si le vas a dar dale duro.

Jesus is a Sancho Con El Chorizon because he makes me forgrt about my boyfriend when I’m at work.

by Mr SlowGuy January 6, 2022

chorizo breath

is a way of saying to someone that their breath smells like chorizo or sausage, usually because they like to give out alot of blow jobs

Hey Chorizo breath....lay off the sausage guey

by E_Money June 25, 2008

Chorizo Thundercrack

The act of GIVING IT TO (sexual relations) a woman with much gusto and in a sense not having sex, but BECOMING sex, where passion outweighs logic. ---It is generally meant to be a term of amorous quality as it applies to banging a hot chick, but could extend to a generic term before someone gets freaky/naughty even if/when between two gays, or a straight male experimenting with Taboo Wonders (i.e. "Shemales"). The key element is that one must be the owner of a genetic cock, and does not apply to Lesbians with strap on dildos.

Tom: "DAMN! Svetlana sure is hot."

Chris: "She sure is. I'd toss her salad and give her the Chorizo Thundercrack. PROPER!"

by Mercenary X99 November 15, 2011

fiesta de chorizo

see sausage fest

Oye che, vamanos, esta es una fiesta de chorizo carajo.

by crack January 26, 2004