chorido
That Mexican girl got the chorido for the soccer player Cristian Ronaldo. I bet that girl can suck him dry!
chorido by Johnny Joe Blow August 9, 2019
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eating chorizo
Fellating an Hispanic. Usually applied in a derogatory manner to non-Hispanic males in prison who seek favor with Hispanic gang members by performing sexual favors in exchange for drugs or protection.
Yo, you hear that punk ass bitch Jamal was over eating Chorizo last night cuz he heard he was gonna get jumped by the AB?
eating chorizo by Alec Yerklitt December 1, 2009
Chorizorian
A specific penivore. One who prefers penis of the latino/mexicano race.
Chorizo is a mexican sausage link, it is also a slang word for penis.
Chorizo is a mexican sausage link, it is also a slang word for penis.
-Billybob (the white guy): Do you think your friend Liz would possibly let me hit that?
-Amanda: Sorry dude, you stand no chance. Liz is strictly chorizorian.
-Amanda: Sorry dude, you stand no chance. Liz is strictly chorizorian.
Chorizorian by Amanda_luvgdes November 4, 2011
Sancho Con El Chorizon
Sancho Con El Chorizon by Mr SlowGuy January 6, 2022
chorizo breath
is a way of saying to someone that their breath smells like chorizo or sausage, usually because they like to give out alot of blow jobs
chorizo breath by E_Money June 25, 2008
Chorizo Thundercrack
The act of GIVING IT TO (sexual relations) a woman with much gusto and in a sense not having sex, but BECOMING sex, where passion outweighs logic. ---It is generally meant to be a term of amorous quality as it applies to banging a hot chick, but could extend to a generic term before someone gets freaky/naughty even if/when between two gays, or a straight male experimenting with Taboo Wonders (i.e. "Shemales"). The key element is that one must be the owner of a genetic cock, and does not apply to Lesbians with strap on dildos.
Tom: "DAMN! Svetlana sure is hot."
Chris: "She sure is. I'd toss her salad and give her the Chorizo Thundercrack. PROPER!"
Chris: "She sure is. I'd toss her salad and give her the Chorizo Thundercrack. PROPER!"
Chorizo Thundercrack by Mercenary X99 November 15, 2011
fiesta de chorizo
fiesta de chorizo by crack January 26, 2004
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