chordwood

Wood stacked so perfectly, as if they were a school of fish under your boat.

I wish I knew how to filet, these fish are stacked under my boat like chordwood.

chordwood by Chordwood December 29, 2022

South Charnwood High School 

A nice place, if you ignore the broken down buses, the seagulls, the muddy field, the rain, the plaque of a bull with a massive ballsack and the trampled fences.

Kid 1: Look, a seagull!
Kid 2: Eat it, it's better than the food here served at South Charnwood High School.
Kid 1: Okay.

South Charnwood High School by NotInferno045 January 9, 2020

Childwood 

Nickname for Wildwood, NJ.
So named because, off all the Jersey Shores, this is the most geared toward kids with all the rides and arcades.

Person A: Hey, why don't we go down to Wildwood this weekend?

Person B: Childwood? No way. Let's go to Strathmere.

Person A: Where the hell is Strathmere?

Childwood by Stick92 August 27, 2009

Cordwood 

Smokin' hot chick, as in "I'd split her like cordwood".

Check out that freshman babe - she's cordwood.

Cordwood by Cuz Billybob February 12, 2008

Charlwood 

Slang for a weird or rejected family member

Usually used in north england and around Liverpool

poor him he's a charlwood

Charlwood by killokop December 8, 2009

Charlwood 

A complete prat who doesn't stick to the rules therefore making people angry, a charlwood doesn't deserve to exist

Charlwood sets us so much work

Charlwood by angryperson123456 October 1, 2011

Chokewood 

Oakwoods nickname

Let's go to Chokewood

Chokewood by Softball ll April 15, 2017